1 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,717 What I love about Nicole... 2 00:00:50,384 --> 00:00:53,808 she makes people feel comfortable about even embarrassing things. 3 00:00:54,972 --> 00:00:56,654 Hey, you look like you care about animals. 4 00:00:56,683 --> 00:00:57,513 Yes, I do. 5 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,852 She really listens when someone is talking. 6 00:00:59,936 --> 00:01:01,978 - Do you want to sign up here? - You know what? I... 7 00:01:02,063 --> 00:01:05,236 It's funny, I actually signed up for this but I never heard from you guys. 8 00:01:05,316 --> 00:01:07,859 Sometimes she listens too much for too long. 9 00:01:07,944 --> 00:01:09,235 Okay, if you email me here... 10 00:01:09,320 --> 00:01:11,572 - Thank you so much. Have a good day. - Good luck. 11 00:01:11,656 --> 00:01:13,157 She's a good citizen. 12 00:01:14,116 --> 00:01:15,803 - Just call him. - I'm not calling. 13 00:01:15,827 --> 00:01:19,460 She always knows the right thing to do when it comes to difficult family shit. 14 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:20,539 Call him. 15 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:25,800 I get stuck in my ways, 16 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:28,921 and she knows when to push me and when to leave me alone. 17 00:01:32,844 --> 00:01:34,345 She cuts all our hair. 18 00:01:44,605 --> 00:01:46,187 Yeah! 19 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,855 She's always inexplicably 20 00:01:47,942 --> 00:01:50,444 brewing a cup of tea that she doesn't drink. 21 00:01:55,282 --> 00:01:58,115 And it's not easy for her to put away a sock, or close a cabinet, 22 00:01:58,202 --> 00:02:00,625 or do a dish, but she tries for me. 23 00:02:01,748 --> 00:02:06,452 Nicole grew up in LA around actors, and directors, and movies, and TV, 24 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:08,836 and is very close to her mother, Sandra, 25 00:02:08,921 --> 00:02:10,552 and Cassie, her sister. 26 00:02:12,008 --> 00:02:14,130 - Hmm. - Note the wrapping. 27 00:02:26,105 --> 00:02:28,607 Nicole gives great presents. 28 00:02:29,150 --> 00:02:30,441 Uh... 29 00:02:32,737 --> 00:02:35,369 She is a mother who plays, really plays. 30 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:36,659 - Lizard? - Yeah. 31 00:02:37,533 --> 00:02:39,445 She never steps off playing 32 00:02:39,535 --> 00:02:40,737 or says it's too much. 33 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:44,126 - Mom. - And it must be too much some of the time. 34 00:02:46,208 --> 00:02:47,800 "...chopped down a Christmas tree..." 35 00:02:48,377 --> 00:02:49,378 All right. 36 00:02:49,545 --> 00:02:51,627 Nice. Two, three, four... What? 37 00:02:52,924 --> 00:02:54,966 Are you kidding me? I was just in jail! 38 00:02:55,051 --> 00:02:56,342 Goddamn it! 39 00:02:56,427 --> 00:02:59,260 - Do not laugh at me! Stop it! - She's competitive. 40 00:03:00,347 --> 00:03:03,761 She's amazing at opening jars because of her strong arms, 41 00:03:03,851 --> 00:03:05,853 which I've always found very sexy. 42 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:08,149 She keeps the fridge over-full. 43 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:10,072 No one is ever hungry in our house. 44 00:03:11,192 --> 00:03:12,483 She can drive a stick. 45 00:03:15,822 --> 00:03:16,823 How could you? 46 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:18,826 After that movie, All Over The Girl, 47 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:21,743 she could have stayed in LA and been a movie star, 48 00:03:21,828 --> 00:03:24,530 but she gave that up to do theater with me in New York. 49 00:03:25,081 --> 00:03:27,123 You might as well get what you paid for. 50 00:03:27,666 --> 00:03:28,748 She's brave. 51 00:03:32,046 --> 00:03:33,387 She's a great dancer. 52 00:03:33,464 --> 00:03:35,967 Infectious. She makes me wish I could dance. 53 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:40,049 She always says when she doesn't know something, or hasn't read a book, 54 00:03:40,137 --> 00:03:41,598 or seen a film or a play, 55 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:44,894 whereas I fake it or say something like I haven't seen it in awhile. 56 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:51,864 My crazy ideas are her favorite things to figure out how to execute. 57 00:03:57,571 --> 00:03:58,823 Let's try it... 58 00:04:00,616 --> 00:04:01,657 crawling... 59 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:06,040 but also standing. 60 00:04:06,873 --> 00:04:08,704 She's my favorite actress. 61 00:04:10,793 --> 00:04:12,674 What I love about Charlie... 62 00:04:13,212 --> 00:04:14,713 Charlie is undaunted. 63 00:04:16,799 --> 00:04:19,511 He never lets other people's opinions or any setbacks 64 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,305 keep him from what he wants to do. 65 00:04:22,554 --> 00:04:25,227 And he liked me, so... 66 00:04:25,307 --> 00:04:28,190 Charlie eats like he's trying to get it over with 67 00:04:28,269 --> 00:04:30,771 and like there won't be enough food for everyone. 68 00:04:30,855 --> 00:04:33,527 A sandwich is to be strangled while devoured. 69 00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,562 Is your sweater on backwards? 70 00:04:35,985 --> 00:04:39,819 But he's incredibly neat, and I rely on him to keep things in order. 71 00:04:42,158 --> 00:04:43,159 So... 72 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,732 He's energy-conscious. 73 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:47,621 Hey. 74 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:50,958 Sorry. 75 00:04:51,542 --> 00:04:53,544 He doesn't look in the mirror too often. 76 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:55,179 I cried four times. 77 00:04:55,337 --> 00:04:56,178 Me too. 78 00:04:56,255 --> 00:04:57,716 He cries easily in movies. 79 00:04:57,798 --> 00:04:59,550 I wonder if it was the same four. 80 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:02,840 He's very self-sufficient. He can darn a sock, 81 00:05:02,929 --> 00:05:05,051 and cook himself dinner, and iron a shirt. 82 00:05:06,933 --> 00:05:08,764 How are we doing over here? 83 00:05:08,851 --> 00:05:10,022 The peppers are cut. 84 00:05:10,102 --> 00:05:12,234 He rarely gets defeated, which... 85 00:05:12,897 --> 00:05:14,198 I feel like I always do. 86 00:05:14,273 --> 00:05:15,524 ...I've got some carrots. 87 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:19,566 Charlie takes all of my moods steadily. 88 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,036 He doesn't give in to them or make me feel bad about them. 89 00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:24,283 He's a great dresser. 90 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:27,869 He never looks embarrassing, which is hard for a man. 91 00:05:28,537 --> 00:05:30,459 Goddamn it, Charlie, get it together! 92 00:05:30,539 --> 00:05:31,911 He's very competitive. 93 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,250 Oh, come on! 94 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,373 - What's this? Who owns Baltic Avenue? - Me. 95 00:05:36,462 --> 00:05:37,503 How much is it? 96 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:39,470 - I don't have enough. - $450. 97 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:42,011 Okay, so I'm done? I'm done, right? That's it? 98 00:05:42,843 --> 00:05:44,635 This is so frustrating! 99 00:05:45,221 --> 00:05:47,843 This is so frustrating. I always lose. 100 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:50,368 - Dad. - He loves being a dad. 101 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:53,565 He loves all the things you're supposed to hate, like the tantrums, 102 00:05:53,645 --> 00:05:54,897 the waking up at night. 103 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:57,902 I had a bad dream. 104 00:05:59,944 --> 00:06:00,945 It's okay. 105 00:06:04,740 --> 00:06:06,943 It's almost annoying how much he likes it, 106 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:09,036 but... then, it's mostly nice. 107 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,791 Dad, stay. 108 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:42,074 He disappears into his own world. 109 00:06:43,279 --> 00:06:44,440 Shit. 110 00:06:44,530 --> 00:06:46,252 - What's "shit?" - This is our stop. 111 00:06:46,448 --> 00:06:48,740 He and Henry are alike in that way. 112 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:53,993 He can tell people when they have food in their teeth or on their face 113 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,163 in a way that doesn't make them feel bad. 114 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:57,918 Perfect. 115 00:06:58,502 --> 00:07:00,054 Charlie is self-made. 116 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:01,628 His parents... 117 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:03,845 I only met them once, but... 118 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:08,304 he told me there was a lot of alcohol and some violence in his childhood. 119 00:07:09,513 --> 00:07:12,236 As soon as she comes with a lookout, they're coming with a camcorder. 120 00:07:12,266 --> 00:07:13,785 - Camcorder. - Is that what they're called? 121 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:16,762 He moved to New York from Indiana with no safety net, 122 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:19,106 and now he's more New Yorker than any New Yorker. 123 00:07:19,190 --> 00:07:21,072 I made sure they used the right almond milk. 124 00:07:21,150 --> 00:07:21,981 Genius. 125 00:07:22,068 --> 00:07:25,441 He's brilliant at creating family out of whoever is around. 126 00:07:27,823 --> 00:07:31,527 With the theater company, he cast a spell that made everyone feel included. 127 00:07:32,161 --> 00:07:34,163 No one, not even an intern, was unimportant. 128 00:07:34,246 --> 00:07:36,588 He could remember all the inside jokes. 129 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:39,208 And where do you go when it's windy? 130 00:07:39,668 --> 00:07:41,460 Oh, yeah, that... that was funny. 131 00:07:45,466 --> 00:07:48,549 He's extremely organized and thorough. 132 00:07:49,345 --> 00:07:51,547 He's very clear about what he wants, 133 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:53,850 unlike me, who can't always tell. 134 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:55,761 Let's stop right there. 135 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:17,496 Who wants to start? 136 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,793 I-I'm not going to read this out loud. 137 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:30,469 Why is that? 138 00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:32,681 Because I don't like what I wrote. 139 00:08:34,265 --> 00:08:37,308 As we mediate your separation 140 00:08:37,643 --> 00:08:39,805 and eventual divorce, 141 00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:43,407 things can get quite contentious. 142 00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:46,815 So, I like to begin with a note of positivity, 143 00:08:47,403 --> 00:08:51,447 for the people I work with to remember why they got married in the first place. 144 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,496 And so that, as you come apart, 145 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,288 you're reminded that... 146 00:08:57,121 --> 00:09:00,003 this is a person you had great feeling for, 147 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:03,170 and maybe still do in many ways. 148 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,675 I'll read mine. I like what I wrote. 149 00:09:10,176 --> 00:09:11,467 For it to really work, 150 00:09:11,968 --> 00:09:13,340 you both have to read. 151 00:09:13,429 --> 00:09:14,630 I'm not going to. 152 00:09:15,556 --> 00:09:16,767 Okay, um... 153 00:09:17,433 --> 00:09:21,097 I just think it's a shame that you guys aren't going to get to hear, 154 00:09:21,603 --> 00:09:23,645 uh, the wonderful things you wrote about each other. 155 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,893 She always says I can't write, but I think mine's pretty good. 156 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:29,421 Nicole, maybe you'd change your mind once you heard Charlie's. 157 00:09:29,445 --> 00:09:30,856 I don't want to hear Charlie's. 158 00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:32,198 We promised to listen. 159 00:09:32,281 --> 00:09:33,282 That's right. 160 00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:36,660 That's the very first step in this process. 161 00:09:38,162 --> 00:09:41,505 Well, I think I'm going to go if you two are going to just sit around 162 00:09:41,582 --> 00:09:43,624 and suck each other's dicks. 163 00:09:49,715 --> 00:09:52,338 How can this evil allow moderation? 164 00:09:52,426 --> 00:09:54,388 How can this evil allow moderation? 165 00:09:55,387 --> 00:09:57,269 How can it be right to betray the departed? 166 00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,556 How is it human to be so... 167 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:02,851 faithless? 168 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,777 I want no praise from impious men. 169 00:10:07,774 --> 00:10:09,986 No home with them of quiet ease. 170 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:13,280 Noble blood still runs in my veins. 171 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,904 Shall I fail my father... 172 00:10:16,825 --> 00:10:18,327 stifling my cries, 173 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,544 clipping the wings of grief? 174 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:25,252 Must his corpse in the ground wretchedly waste away, 175 00:10:25,334 --> 00:10:26,505 feebly count for nothing? 176 00:10:26,585 --> 00:10:28,417 Must his killers gloat... 177 00:10:28,795 --> 00:10:30,507 Must his killers gloat, 178 00:10:30,756 --> 00:10:33,509 never to pay with blood, for blood... 179 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:36,465 Charlie gave me the note, but it's really for you. 180 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:39,097 - He told me to pick up my cues. - How is that for me? 181 00:10:39,181 --> 00:10:40,892 Acting is reacting. 182 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,527 I'm responding to you. You're slowing me down. 183 00:10:43,602 --> 00:10:45,604 Frank, it's closing night, you know. 184 00:10:46,188 --> 00:10:48,940 You don't think Charlie and Nicole will ever get back together? 185 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:51,607 No, I think this time it's really over. 186 00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:55,694 - It still feels weird. - I feel like my parents are splitting up. 187 00:10:56,072 --> 00:10:57,654 It's always been "Charlie and Nicole." 188 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,219 - Is Charlie still giving notes? - Yep. 189 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:00,964 You're lucky, Nic. I wish I was going to LA. 190 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:03,237 You can actually have space in LA. There's no space here. 191 00:11:05,749 --> 00:11:06,750 Ladies and gentlemen, 192 00:11:07,376 --> 00:11:08,667 I want to make a toast 193 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:10,296 to Charlie... 194 00:11:11,213 --> 00:11:13,635 and to our beloved Nicole, 195 00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:18,059 who is going to be going out on a new adventure, 196 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:21,097 all the way to sunny California. 197 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,853 And we are also going to try something new. 198 00:11:24,935 --> 00:11:27,938 We are going to take our play to Broadway. 199 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,770 It reminds me of when I was a young person 200 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:36,152 and went to Broadway for the first time. 201 00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,239 And I'm telling you, 202 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:41,119 winning your first Tony at 27, 203 00:11:41,201 --> 00:11:43,334 it can mess with your head. 204 00:11:43,412 --> 00:11:46,955 I mean, I was just a baby. Elia Kazan was backstage... 205 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,722 I'm going to go over there now. 206 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,313 - Don't do it. Mary Ann? - ...elbowing Mike Nichols. 207 00:11:51,337 --> 00:11:53,959 And Mike was chatting with Dietrich, 208 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:58,141 and Marlene, you know, she usually was a barrel of monkeys, 209 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:01,892 but tonight she was very, very serious. 210 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,100 Could you give me a second? 211 00:12:25,621 --> 00:12:27,423 Well, I'd have to study it, but... 212 00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:28,457 Hey. 213 00:12:28,582 --> 00:12:31,835 Oh. Hey, I didn't expect you guys home until late. 214 00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,636 - How's he doing? - Good, good. He went to bed on time. 215 00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:35,544 No fuss. 216 00:12:35,631 --> 00:12:37,673 Read him some of Cricket in Times Square. 217 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,721 God, you guys are so attractive. 218 00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:44,891 Shit. Sorry, I didn't stop that from being said. 219 00:12:45,891 --> 00:12:47,092 No, it's okay. 220 00:12:47,183 --> 00:12:49,846 I'll pay for the whole time. We decided to come home early. 221 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,809 Hey, thanks. And also the travel time. 222 00:13:06,912 --> 00:13:09,676 ...conversation as well as anybody, but I've gotta run. 223 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,208 ...if you know what I mean. 224 00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,966 - Y-You're leaving? - Well, I ain't moving in. 225 00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:18,288 We'll be back when you get your... 226 00:13:24,555 --> 00:13:26,937 If you don't like that mediator, we'll find another one. 227 00:13:27,015 --> 00:13:29,017 - Yeah. - W-We might not need a mediator. 228 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,062 We'll just split everything anyway, I don't care. 229 00:13:31,437 --> 00:13:33,519 - Me neither. - You can have most of it. 230 00:13:33,772 --> 00:13:36,250 We'll get apartments near each other, make it easier for Henry. 231 00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:37,145 We'll figure it out. 232 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:39,025 - We want the same things. - Right. 233 00:13:39,445 --> 00:13:41,447 In the meantime, the pilot will be fun for you. 234 00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:45,954 You don't think it's bad, do you? 235 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:49,292 I don't ever watch TV, so, you know, I can't tell. 236 00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:57,671 Uh-huh. 237 00:13:58,422 --> 00:14:01,174 I told Henry I'd come out to LA in two weeks to see him. 238 00:14:04,678 --> 00:14:05,679 Yes? 239 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:07,764 Nothing. 240 00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,680 I can tell you want to give me a note. 241 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:12,769 No, I don't. 242 00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:18,692 Yeah... I mean, yes, I do, but I guess... 243 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:23,338 I guess it doesn't matter now. You won't be with the show anymore. 244 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:24,364 It's stupid. 245 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,078 You're not going to be able to sleep until you tell me. 246 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,120 Maybe not. 247 00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:32,288 Okay, then. 248 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,290 So, there are two things. 249 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,834 I thought your posture at the top of scene seven is still too dignified. 250 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,802 - Okay. - And then... 251 00:14:43,509 --> 00:14:46,011 at the end, I could tell you were pushing for the emotion. 252 00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,061 Well, you know I can't cry on stage, 253 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,641 and I know you don't like it when I fake it, but... 254 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:54,062 I thought maybe tonight it would come, but... 255 00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:56,354 it didn't. 256 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,281 That's all I had. 257 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:02,110 Thanks for indulging me. 258 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,364 Good night, Charlie. 259 00:15:56,748 --> 00:15:58,039 Mom. 260 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,957 G-ma, summer is for relaxing. 261 00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:04,177 What do you want to do today? 262 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,468 Hang out and relax with you. 263 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:08,346 - Me too. - No relaxing. 264 00:16:08,844 --> 00:16:11,046 Nicole has a hair and makeup test today, 265 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:14,470 and Henry, we got you into Fairy Camp with the cousins. 266 00:16:15,016 --> 00:16:16,518 I hate Fairy Camp. 267 00:16:16,602 --> 00:16:18,804 Cassie says everyone likes Fairy Camp, 268 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:21,437 and I think this is true. 269 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:27,736 Henry, go make your mom some coffee like I taught you. 270 00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,283 - Hm? - Mom, wait till you taste my coffee. 271 00:16:31,783 --> 00:16:32,784 Mm. 272 00:16:32,868 --> 00:16:33,989 Oop-a-doodle. 273 00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:42,463 Do you always sleep together? Even in New York? 274 00:16:42,544 --> 00:16:45,717 No, it's just for right now while we go through this transition. 275 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,298 Oh, shit. 276 00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:50,512 Don't tell Charlie when he gets here. He hates co-sleeping. 277 00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:53,146 Well, I have to say, I agree with Charlie. 278 00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:55,183 Oh, surprise surprise. 279 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:58,689 - It's as if you have exploded... - Jesus, it's early. 280 00:16:59,227 --> 00:17:00,559 ...into this room. 281 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:02,898 I can do this part alone. 282 00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,563 Fine. I won't look. 283 00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:10,196 As long as you're in my house, wake up is at 6:30 a.m., 284 00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:13,955 and until you know what you want to do, we're going to do what I like to do. 285 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:17,708 I can't just go from what Charlie wanted to do to what you want to do. 286 00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:20,621 Even though I'm 64 287 00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,498 and have a dead gay husband, 288 00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:25,336 I manage to get up every day, 289 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:28,173 live my life, and feel pretty good about myself. 290 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,338 So, maybe your mom knows a thing or two. 291 00:17:30,801 --> 00:17:32,132 You know what I would do? 292 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:33,720 About what? 293 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:37,225 When Charlie gets here, I'd whisk him off to Palm Springs. 294 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:40,440 That's what your father and I did whenever we hit a speed bump. 295 00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,854 Didn't you walk in on Dad blowing the porter in Palm Springs? 296 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:47,643 And I always regretted getting so upset about it. 297 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:51,738 Charlie and I are getting a divorce, Mom. There's nothing for us in Palm Springs. 298 00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:54,364 You need to wash your face before you go to sleep. 299 00:17:54,783 --> 00:17:55,784 When Daddy gets here, 300 00:17:55,826 --> 00:17:58,328 - maybe we could all go on the Jaws ride. - Yeah. 301 00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,914 Or I could go once with Daddy and once with you, 302 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,829 because I wouldn't mind going twice anyway. 303 00:18:02,916 --> 00:18:04,758 No, we'll all go together, sweetheart. 304 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:08,126 Did you know that Universal Studios is where I did my first screen test? 305 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:11,166 On the plane, I re-read the pilot as if I were Charlie reading it, 306 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,219 and I started to think it was just bad. 307 00:18:13,468 --> 00:18:15,841 My agent says it's one to watch. 308 00:18:16,137 --> 00:18:17,138 Mmm. 309 00:18:17,472 --> 00:18:19,805 - This coffee is good. Thank you. - You're welcome. 310 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:22,103 What if Charlie is on Broadway 311 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:24,437 with a play I brought him, which I originated, 312 00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,022 and I'm just doing bad TV? 313 00:18:26,106 --> 00:18:30,150 Everyone is only impressed when they see someone on TV. 314 00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:32,797 - She's beautiful. - Her wig looks great. 315 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,542 Where's she been the past ten years? 316 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:37,155 Doing weird theater in New York, downtown shit. 317 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,364 - I saw one. It rained onstage. - Can I say something? 318 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:40,914 It was good. Edgy. 319 00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:43,659 Directed by her husband, supposedly very controlling. 320 00:18:43,749 --> 00:18:46,477 - We're lucky to have her. - I'm surprised she said yes. 321 00:18:46,501 --> 00:18:49,063 - We can thank her divorce. - Can she move her hand? 322 00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:51,941 It's going to be hard to roto in the hair on the baby around her fingers. 323 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:54,678 Can... you move your hand further down the baby? 324 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,967 - Where? Like here? - Off the head entirely. 325 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,124 I have to support his head. 326 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:06,607 No, no, support the head, of course. Just try and do it from the... shoulders? 327 00:19:07,898 --> 00:19:09,541 - It's perfect. - Yes, good. 328 00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:10,767 I can't hold a baby like this. 329 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,438 She's right, that's going to look weird. 330 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:17,133 It was very important to me to have this show based on hard science. 331 00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,879 So we can see your pretty face and not ours. 332 00:19:18,909 --> 00:19:22,292 You should've seen me before the plants invaded. 333 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:23,581 I say that with respect. 334 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,125 I was raised by two mothers. 335 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:28,548 Can you lower the board please, Pablo? 336 00:19:29,878 --> 00:19:31,750 Here? How about here? 337 00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:35,005 - How about now? - Why is there always a flirty grip? 338 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,444 I can do anything you want. I just need her here two hours... 339 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:38,389 Can I say something? 340 00:19:38,469 --> 00:19:40,351 Dennis, hold on. What, honey? 341 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,638 She has to know how to hold a baby. 342 00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:45,161 - Later on, after she kills Donny... - She kills Donny? 343 00:19:45,185 --> 00:19:47,267 That's a secret. We didn't give the crew those pages. 344 00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,791 ...she becomes a sort of a Earth mother to the plant community. 345 00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:51,356 That's not going to make any sense 346 00:19:51,441 --> 00:19:53,403 if we feel like she's a bad mother to her own kid. 347 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:54,906 - She's right. - Does Donny know? 348 00:19:54,986 --> 00:19:57,464 - Must be nice to get out of New York. - Well, I'm from out here. 349 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:59,951 Our daughter, Mia, is at NYU, living in a shoebox. 350 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:02,125 She says it went up to 104 the other day. 351 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:05,585 - We are just so excited to have you. - I'm excited to be here. 352 00:20:05,663 --> 00:20:09,167 We're going for an early aughts aesthetic, so having your presence just nails that. 353 00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:10,421 What signifies early aughts? 354 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,173 Into The Girl was on TV... 355 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:14,273 - All Over The Girl. - ...or streaming or something. 356 00:20:14,297 --> 00:20:16,179 You are fucking hot in that movie. 357 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,009 - Carol. - Fuck it, I speak my mind. 358 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:20,696 - We're not allowing our son to see it. - Because you show your tits. 359 00:20:20,720 --> 00:20:21,601 - Carol! - Yeah. 360 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:23,301 - Dennis. - This is Carter Mitchum. 361 00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:25,802 He's a futurist at UCLA. 362 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:29,355 He's consulting on all the environmental stuff for the show so it's accurate. 363 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,019 - Nice to meet you. - Is it? 364 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:31,977 - What? - Accurate? 365 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,066 So far, none of it. 366 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,272 This pilot will go. So get ready to move back to LA. 367 00:20:36,361 --> 00:20:39,154 Listen, everything you were saying back there was absolutely right. 368 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:42,343 - If she's a bad mom, we lose the audience. - Nobody knows we're killing Donny, 369 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:44,029 - including Donny. - I... I thought... 370 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,992 Let us know if you'd like to be part of our writer's room. 371 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:49,212 I bet you'd be really helpful, actually. 372 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:50,671 Or I could direct. 373 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:53,174 - No, yeah. - Sorry, what? Maybe that sounds crazy. 374 00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:54,424 No, do you have a reel? 375 00:20:54,963 --> 00:20:59,007 No, because I've... I've never done it. I watched my husband do it for years. 376 00:20:59,342 --> 00:21:00,844 Almost ex-husband. 377 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:03,970 Oh, what's the opposite of fiancé? 378 00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,857 Dennis and I will talk to your agent about it. 379 00:21:05,891 --> 00:21:09,224 At our theater I always wanted to direct, and then Charlie would say something like, 380 00:21:09,310 --> 00:21:11,152 "The next one," but he was always the director, 381 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,688 so there never was a next one. 382 00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:16,737 I don't know. Maybe if we'd stayed married, there would've been. 383 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,530 Yeah, no. We're going to kill him off. It seems unlikely... 384 00:21:22,490 --> 00:21:23,731 I'm going to give you a number. 385 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:26,536 Okay, is it a therapist? Because I have a therapist. 386 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:29,460 Well, it's my mom's therapist. We share her. 387 00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:32,252 She's a lawyer. She represented me when I left Dennis. 388 00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:33,919 Oh. 389 00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:35,465 You and Dennis are divorced? 390 00:21:35,545 --> 00:21:36,676 Since 2013. 391 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:37,966 You still work together. 392 00:21:38,423 --> 00:21:39,334 That's nice. 393 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,836 Oh, no, he's a fucking cocksucker. 394 00:21:40,926 --> 00:21:43,428 Nora got me half of this project in the settlement. 395 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:44,512 Oh. 396 00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:47,012 Well, we talked about doing it without lawyers. 397 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,189 My sister had me meet a bunch of them already, 398 00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:51,769 and I... just... hated them. 399 00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:53,313 Call Nora. 400 00:21:54,105 --> 00:21:55,396 She saved my life. 401 00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:57,901 Sorry, I... 402 00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,152 look so schleppy. 403 00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:01,106 I had an event at my kid's school. 404 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,609 Let me get this out of the way. 405 00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:06,031 I think you're a wonderful actress. 406 00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:07,573 Thank you. 407 00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,412 I loved All Over The Girl, 408 00:22:09,495 --> 00:22:11,908 but the theater stuff too... 409 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,159 You saw the theater stuff? 410 00:22:13,249 --> 00:22:15,461 I was in New York last year for my book, 411 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:17,547 which, remind me to give you a copy, 412 00:22:17,963 --> 00:22:19,414 and my publisher took me. 413 00:22:19,505 --> 00:22:20,506 Great. 414 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,883 - Thank you. - You are awesome. 415 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:27,553 - Well, Charlie directed it. - I know. 416 00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:29,140 He's very talented. 417 00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:30,308 He is. 418 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:32,102 They're moving it to Broadway. 419 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:33,394 Hmm. 420 00:22:33,603 --> 00:22:35,185 Well, without me, of course. 421 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,030 He was lucky to have you. 422 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:40,743 How are you doing? 423 00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:50,365 - Sorry. - Oh. 424 00:22:51,913 --> 00:22:52,914 Honey... 425 00:23:02,423 --> 00:23:03,764 You take some breaths. 426 00:23:04,926 --> 00:23:08,019 And while you do, I'm going to tell you about myself. 427 00:23:08,846 --> 00:23:10,598 If you should choose to hire me, 428 00:23:10,681 --> 00:23:13,184 I will work tirelessly for you, 429 00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:15,931 and I'm always available by phone or text, 430 00:23:16,021 --> 00:23:17,472 except when I'm with my kids. 431 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:20,400 I insist on doing drop off and pick up every day at school. 432 00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:22,645 - I understand. - I've been through this myself. 433 00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:25,576 Thank you Annie. So... 434 00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:27,822 I know how it feels. 435 00:23:27,907 --> 00:23:29,739 - You do? - Yes. 436 00:23:30,118 --> 00:23:33,491 I have a kid from my ex, who is a narcissistic artist... 437 00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:35,838 and verbally abusive. 438 00:23:36,332 --> 00:23:38,874 I'm now with a great boyfriend who lives in Malibu. 439 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,301 Oh, good. 440 00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:43,168 Well, Charlie's not terrible. 441 00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:44,597 No, of course not. 442 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:48,261 But they ravish you with attention in the beginning... 443 00:23:48,344 --> 00:23:51,097 and then once we have babies, we become the mom 444 00:23:51,181 --> 00:23:53,143 and... they get sick of us. 445 00:23:53,224 --> 00:23:54,225 Yeah. 446 00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:58,319 Where do you want to live now, doll? 447 00:23:58,938 --> 00:23:59,939 Well... 448 00:24:01,524 --> 00:24:03,866 I'm here now, obviously. 449 00:24:03,943 --> 00:24:06,486 I don't know if the show will get picked up, but... 450 00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:08,904 it feels like home. 451 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:11,284 It is home. 452 00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:14,329 It's the only home I've ever known without Charlie. 453 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,282 You want to stay here? 454 00:24:17,248 --> 00:24:19,210 Charlie's not going to want that. He... 455 00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:21,249 He hates LA. 456 00:24:21,336 --> 00:24:23,458 We're interested in what you want to do. 457 00:24:24,422 --> 00:24:27,345 Sounds to me like you did your time in New York. 458 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:30,053 He can do some time here, no? 459 00:24:30,511 --> 00:24:32,513 He always said we would, but he never... 460 00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:34,349 did. 461 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:35,979 How old is your son? 462 00:24:36,476 --> 00:24:37,307 Henry's eight. 463 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:38,644 - Mmm. - Yeah. 464 00:24:39,104 --> 00:24:40,105 He likes LA. 465 00:24:42,940 --> 00:24:44,652 I don't know if it's fair to him. 466 00:24:46,194 --> 00:24:47,735 I want you to listen to me. 467 00:24:49,780 --> 00:24:52,283 What you're doing is an act of hope. 468 00:24:53,368 --> 00:24:54,529 Do you understand that? 469 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:56,912 Yeah. 470 00:24:57,455 --> 00:25:01,129 You're saying, "I want something better for myself." 471 00:25:01,959 --> 00:25:02,960 I do. 472 00:25:03,378 --> 00:25:06,171 And this, right now, is the worst time. 473 00:25:07,173 --> 00:25:08,584 It will only get better. 474 00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:14,057 Wasn't it Tom Petty who said "The waiting is the hardest part"? 475 00:25:14,139 --> 00:25:15,140 Oh. 476 00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:16,432 I don't know. 477 00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:19,597 I represented his wife in their divorce. 478 00:25:19,894 --> 00:25:21,306 I got her half of that song. 479 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,100 Oh, I don't want any money or anything. 480 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,101 Hmm. 481 00:25:25,191 --> 00:25:28,104 I just worry because we weren't going to use lawyers, so... 482 00:25:28,944 --> 00:25:30,696 I don't want to be too aggressive. 483 00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:33,664 I want to stay friends. 484 00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:37,285 We'll do it as gently as possible. 485 00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:39,622 Now... 486 00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:42,335 Oh. 487 00:25:42,417 --> 00:25:45,120 Can you tell me a little more about what's going on? 488 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,464 Because part of what we're going to do together is tell your story. 489 00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:53,344 It's difficult to articulate. 490 00:25:53,719 --> 00:25:54,720 It's... 491 00:25:54,804 --> 00:25:57,227 not as simple as not being in love anymore. 492 00:25:57,307 --> 00:25:58,638 I understand. 493 00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:03,099 Why don't you start at the beginning? Wherever that is for you. 494 00:26:05,523 --> 00:26:06,524 Well, uh... 495 00:26:07,942 --> 00:26:09,564 I was engaged to Ben 496 00:26:09,652 --> 00:26:11,404 and living in LA, you know? 497 00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:16,454 And I felt like yes, I want to make movies and marry Ben. 498 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:19,372 Jesus, I was only 19 or 20 at the time. 499 00:26:19,454 --> 00:26:21,536 I never felt older in my whole life. 500 00:26:21,622 --> 00:26:23,874 Anyway, if I was honest with myself, 501 00:26:23,958 --> 00:26:26,080 it was like a small part of me felt dead... 502 00:26:26,336 --> 00:26:27,337 or dead-ish. 503 00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,335 You know, you tell yourself, 504 00:26:29,422 --> 00:26:31,424 "No one's perfect, no relationship's perfect." 505 00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:35,888 Oh, this tea is delicious. 506 00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:38,223 - Isn't it? It's the Manuka honey. - Mm. 507 00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:41,931 Anyway, uh, you were asking about Charlie. 508 00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:43,853 So, um... 509 00:26:44,187 --> 00:26:46,239 So, yes. So, I was... I was... 510 00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:49,395 happy with Ben and aware of the deadness, 511 00:26:49,484 --> 00:26:51,065 and I went to New York 512 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:54,447 to meet with this director for this space movie. 513 00:26:54,530 --> 00:26:57,243 But one where they take space seriously, like... 514 00:26:57,325 --> 00:26:59,116 sex trafficking in space. 515 00:26:59,410 --> 00:27:00,751 You know, it was political. 516 00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:02,750 Or at least they wanted us to think it was. 517 00:27:02,830 --> 00:27:04,081 Anyway, it just... 518 00:27:04,874 --> 00:27:08,458 it was really fulfilling the same need that certain fucked up porn does. 519 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:10,341 Um, but anyway, so... 520 00:27:10,671 --> 00:27:11,842 while I was there... 521 00:27:12,757 --> 00:27:14,419 the producer... 522 00:27:14,509 --> 00:27:15,800 invited me to see a play. 523 00:27:17,595 --> 00:27:20,678 It took place in someone's apartment with all the lights on. 524 00:27:21,224 --> 00:27:23,146 It was like nothing I'd ever seen before. 525 00:27:23,226 --> 00:27:25,278 This strange... 526 00:27:25,853 --> 00:27:28,316 surreal, dystopian story, 527 00:27:28,731 --> 00:27:30,193 and it was so well-acted. 528 00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:34,440 And one of the actors was this big shaggy bear 529 00:27:34,529 --> 00:27:37,362 who played all his lines looking directly at me, 530 00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:40,741 uh, which I knew couldn't be the case, but it felt like it. 531 00:27:41,244 --> 00:27:43,416 And then later, of course, I learned that it was. 532 00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:45,915 Mmm. 533 00:27:46,499 --> 00:27:49,302 - These cookies are really great too. - I'll send you home with some. 534 00:27:49,377 --> 00:27:51,629 Afterwards, I was introduced to the cast, 535 00:27:51,712 --> 00:27:55,306 and the bear turned out to also be the director. 536 00:27:55,925 --> 00:27:57,637 He talked to me and... 537 00:28:00,305 --> 00:28:01,346 I talked back. 538 00:28:03,641 --> 00:28:06,063 The dead part wasn't dead, it was just in a coma. 539 00:28:06,561 --> 00:28:07,562 And... 540 00:28:08,521 --> 00:28:10,523 it was better than the sex, the talking. 541 00:28:10,981 --> 00:28:11,982 Although the... 542 00:28:12,650 --> 00:28:14,442 the sex was also like the talking. 543 00:28:14,527 --> 00:28:16,869 You know, everything is like everything in a relationship. 544 00:28:16,946 --> 00:28:17,947 Don't you find that? 545 00:28:18,864 --> 00:28:19,865 And, um... 546 00:28:20,325 --> 00:28:21,326 So, we spent... 547 00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,990 the whole night and the next day together and... 548 00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:27,663 I just never left. 549 00:28:28,207 --> 00:28:32,001 Yes, to be honest, all the problems were there in the beginning too. 550 00:28:32,378 --> 00:28:34,380 But... I just went along with him and his life 551 00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:37,297 because it felt so damn good to feel myself alive. 552 00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:41,932 In the beginning, I was the actress, the star, and... 553 00:28:42,763 --> 00:28:46,437 That felt like something, you know. People came to see me at first, but... 554 00:28:47,435 --> 00:28:49,557 the farther away I got from that and... 555 00:28:50,438 --> 00:28:53,401 the more acclaim the theater company got, and I had less and less weight. 556 00:28:53,483 --> 00:28:54,814 I just became... 557 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:56,409 "Who?" 558 00:28:56,486 --> 00:28:59,739 "Well, you know, the actress that was in that thing that time." 559 00:28:59,822 --> 00:29:00,873 And he was the draw. 560 00:29:01,449 --> 00:29:03,411 And... that... 561 00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:05,991 would've been fine, but... 562 00:29:07,872 --> 00:29:09,073 I got smaller. 563 00:29:15,921 --> 00:29:17,002 I realized I... 564 00:29:18,758 --> 00:29:20,470 I didn't ever really come alive for myself. 565 00:29:20,551 --> 00:29:22,303 I was just feeding his aliveness. 566 00:29:23,554 --> 00:29:24,555 And... 567 00:29:25,723 --> 00:29:26,844 you know... 568 00:29:27,057 --> 00:29:29,229 he was so smart and creative, it... 569 00:29:29,894 --> 00:29:30,895 it was fine. 570 00:29:31,687 --> 00:29:34,850 You know, I would tell him things at home in private, 571 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:38,524 and they would work their way into public conversation into his work, and... 572 00:29:39,069 --> 00:29:42,032 For a while, that felt like enough. I mean, I was just so... 573 00:29:42,197 --> 00:29:43,198 so... 574 00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:45,531 so flattered that someone like him would... 575 00:29:45,618 --> 00:29:47,790 would find an idea I had worth trying 576 00:29:47,870 --> 00:29:50,333 or a comment I made worth repeating and... 577 00:29:50,956 --> 00:29:52,668 and then, I got pregnant. 578 00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:56,253 And I thought that having a baby could be ours, could really be ours, 579 00:29:56,337 --> 00:29:57,758 but also really mine. 580 00:29:58,172 --> 00:30:01,215 And... you know, he was so excited. 581 00:30:01,300 --> 00:30:02,762 So, it was nice. 582 00:30:03,344 --> 00:30:04,345 For a while. 583 00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:06,344 I mean, kids, they... 584 00:30:07,014 --> 00:30:08,976 they belong to themselves. It's like... 585 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,734 the instant they leave your body, it's just... 586 00:30:12,061 --> 00:30:14,894 the process of them going away... 587 00:30:15,940 --> 00:30:17,562 And I didn't belong to myself. 588 00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:21,071 And it was small stuff, stupid stuff, and big stuff. 589 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:23,533 All the furniture in our house 590 00:30:23,906 --> 00:30:24,907 was his taste. 591 00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:27,072 I didn't even know what my taste was anymore 592 00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:29,412 because I had never been asked to use it. 593 00:30:29,912 --> 00:30:32,665 I didn't even pick our apartment. I just moved into his. 594 00:30:32,748 --> 00:30:35,661 And I made noises about wanting to move back to LA, but... 595 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,002 they came to nothing. 596 00:30:37,086 --> 00:30:39,629 And we'd come here on holidays because he liked my family. 597 00:30:39,714 --> 00:30:42,336 But if I suggested we do a year or something, 598 00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:44,306 he'd just put me off. 599 00:30:44,635 --> 00:30:45,886 It would be... 600 00:30:46,804 --> 00:30:49,597 strange if he turned to me and said, 601 00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:52,021 "And what do you want to do today?" 602 00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:56,351 You know, I just watched that documentary on George Harrison, 603 00:30:56,689 --> 00:30:58,150 and I thought, "Own it. 604 00:30:58,608 --> 00:30:59,819 Just own it. 605 00:31:00,025 --> 00:31:01,527 Be like George Harrison's wife. 606 00:31:01,611 --> 00:31:03,743 Being a wife and a mother, that's enough." 607 00:31:04,154 --> 00:31:07,197 Yeah, then I realized I couldn't remember her name, so... 608 00:31:09,034 --> 00:31:10,996 This pilot came along. 609 00:31:11,579 --> 00:31:14,872 It shot in LA and it paid so much... 610 00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:17,920 And it was like there was this little lifeline thrown to me. 611 00:31:18,168 --> 00:31:21,171 Here's this bit of earth that's yours, and... 612 00:31:22,339 --> 00:31:25,673 I was embarrassed about it in front of him, but it was also like... 613 00:31:26,469 --> 00:31:30,433 yeah, this is who I am, and this is what I'm worth. 614 00:31:30,515 --> 00:31:33,598 And maybe it's stupid, but at least it's mine. 615 00:31:34,685 --> 00:31:38,689 And if he had just taken me into a big hug and said, 616 00:31:39,023 --> 00:31:41,395 "Baby, I'm so excited for your adventure. 617 00:31:41,484 --> 00:31:44,447 Of course I want you to have a piece of earth that's yours." 618 00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:45,905 Then... 619 00:31:46,071 --> 00:31:48,283 Well, then, we might not be getting divorced. 620 00:31:48,533 --> 00:31:49,534 But... 621 00:31:50,325 --> 00:31:52,327 he made fun of it and... 622 00:31:52,828 --> 00:31:55,080 was jealous like he is, and... 623 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,122 then he realized about the money. 624 00:31:58,668 --> 00:32:01,801 And he told me I could funnel it back into the theater company. 625 00:32:03,297 --> 00:32:05,550 And that's when I realized... 626 00:32:06,717 --> 00:32:07,718 he... 627 00:32:09,011 --> 00:32:10,222 truly didn't see me. 628 00:32:11,556 --> 00:32:14,138 He didn't see me as something separate from himself. 629 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:17,438 And I asked him to say my phone number. 630 00:32:18,688 --> 00:32:19,729 He didn't know it. 631 00:32:20,272 --> 00:32:21,273 So, I left. 632 00:32:22,817 --> 00:32:23,898 Oh. 633 00:32:25,653 --> 00:32:26,774 Mmm. 634 00:32:27,905 --> 00:32:31,028 Also, I think he slept with the stage manager, Mary Ann. 635 00:32:32,827 --> 00:32:34,489 That fucking asshole. 636 00:32:34,579 --> 00:32:35,740 Seventy-five... 637 00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:37,207 just 70, 638 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:38,791 those two zeros, 639 00:32:38,874 --> 00:32:41,227 - seventy-five point zero zero... - "If railroad is unowned... 640 00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:43,544 - that's zero cents. - ...you may buy it from the bank." 641 00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:46,341 "Advance to Illios... 642 00:32:46,423 --> 00:32:48,676 - Illinois. - ...Illinois Avenue." 643 00:32:49,301 --> 00:32:51,053 "Advance..." what does that mean? 644 00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:53,260 It means you've got to go to Illinois Avenue. 645 00:32:53,347 --> 00:32:55,680 So where is Illinois Avenue? 646 00:32:55,766 --> 00:32:56,767 That one. 647 00:32:57,184 --> 00:32:58,866 So Cassie, when Charlie gets here, 648 00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:00,415 you're going to hand him the envelope. 649 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:02,111 Why do I have to do it? 650 00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:06,233 Because Nicole is very good at getting people to do things for her. 651 00:33:06,318 --> 00:33:07,780 That's not what this is. 652 00:33:07,862 --> 00:33:09,984 I wiped her butt until she was nine years old. 653 00:33:10,072 --> 00:33:11,283 She's very seductive that way. 654 00:33:11,365 --> 00:33:14,158 No, Mom, legally, I can't be the one who serves him. 655 00:33:14,243 --> 00:33:16,455 But still, what I'm saying is true. 656 00:33:16,537 --> 00:33:19,419 Do I have to actually hand him the envelope? 657 00:33:19,498 --> 00:33:22,227 Yes, but I'm going to tell him in advance that they're divorce papers. 658 00:33:22,251 --> 00:33:25,384 Nora says it doesn't have to be so formal. Where's Henry? 659 00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:28,544 He's playing in the living room with Sam, and Jules, and Molly. 660 00:33:28,633 --> 00:33:30,861 Let's get them upstairs. Charlie's going to be here soon. 661 00:33:30,885 --> 00:33:31,926 Sam, go upstairs. 662 00:33:31,969 --> 00:33:34,221 So, I'll tell Charlie what's happening, 663 00:33:34,304 --> 00:33:37,227 and, Cassie, you then hand him the envelope. 664 00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:38,308 Okay... 665 00:33:38,726 --> 00:33:39,597 I just get nervous. 666 00:33:39,685 --> 00:33:41,897 Well, can you un-serve? 667 00:33:42,647 --> 00:33:45,059 - What do you mean? Like take it back? - Yeah. 668 00:33:46,108 --> 00:33:47,449 - I think so. - You should check. 669 00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:50,239 - In case we change our minds... - I'm not going to change my mind. 670 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,049 - ...or we feel too bad for him. - Maybe in case I do something wrong. 671 00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:54,995 Now you're both just making me feel bad, okay? 672 00:33:55,075 --> 00:33:56,456 Sorry, sorry, I'm nervous! 673 00:33:56,535 --> 00:33:58,327 Well, we all are. 674 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,205 And we love Charlie. 675 00:34:00,289 --> 00:34:02,171 You have to stop loving him, Mom. 676 00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:04,081 You can't be friends with him anymore. 677 00:34:04,168 --> 00:34:06,581 Charlie and I have our own relationship... 678 00:34:06,671 --> 00:34:08,833 ...independent of your marriage. 679 00:34:09,131 --> 00:34:10,633 Just like I'm still friends 680 00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:12,588 with Cassie's ex, Jeff. 681 00:34:12,677 --> 00:34:14,048 Are you still seeing Jeff? 682 00:34:14,428 --> 00:34:16,260 An occasional lunch. 683 00:34:16,346 --> 00:34:17,598 I can't believe you! 684 00:34:17,682 --> 00:34:19,513 He still wants his camera back, by the way. 685 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,733 Listen, nothing can be independent of our marriage right now. 686 00:34:22,812 --> 00:34:25,855 I can't believe I even have to explain this to you. Just be on my side, okay? 687 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:27,311 - Okay. - And... 688 00:34:27,900 --> 00:34:29,111 stop seeing Jeff! 689 00:34:30,861 --> 00:34:33,493 Cassie, you're the server. 690 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,905 Just let me practice a few times. 691 00:34:36,283 --> 00:34:37,955 I was never a good auditioner. 692 00:34:38,035 --> 00:34:40,788 - That's because you wanted it too badly. - It's not an audition. 693 00:34:40,871 --> 00:34:44,665 - I'll play Charlie. - It's just my palms are so perspired. 694 00:34:44,792 --> 00:34:47,124 Sweetie, you're blotting the envelope. 695 00:34:47,211 --> 00:34:49,163 Maybe Nicole should play you. 696 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,415 Did you really just say that? 697 00:34:50,505 --> 00:34:52,668 We don't need to practice. This is not a performance. 698 00:34:52,758 --> 00:34:54,239 Did we finish the other wine already? 699 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:55,403 Yeah. 700 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:56,478 Oh! 701 00:34:56,553 --> 00:34:58,385 - Oh. - Okay, let me get him. 702 00:34:58,472 --> 00:34:59,991 - Okay. - You both go in the other room. 703 00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:02,768 Cassie, you make sure that Henry goes upstairs with Molly and Jules. 704 00:35:02,852 --> 00:35:03,853 Happening now. 705 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:07,733 - Mom! - I'm getting my wine. 706 00:35:08,608 --> 00:35:09,438 What? 707 00:35:09,524 --> 00:35:11,276 Henry's pooping in the bathroom downstairs. 708 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:12,962 Can we transfer him to the one upstairs? 709 00:35:12,987 --> 00:35:15,359 - I think it's mid-poop. - Just grab him when he comes out. 710 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:16,659 - Cassie? - What? 711 00:35:16,741 --> 00:35:20,074 I'm... I'm putting the envelope over here by the toaster. 712 00:35:20,160 --> 00:35:21,291 Copy you. 713 00:35:27,584 --> 00:35:28,505 - Hi. - Hi. 714 00:35:28,585 --> 00:35:30,758 - Where's Henry? - Uh, he's pooping. 715 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:32,464 Hi, Henry! 716 00:35:33,674 --> 00:35:35,055 Does this couch still open? 717 00:35:35,259 --> 00:35:36,260 Yeah. 718 00:35:36,468 --> 00:35:40,352 I got off the plane to a text, but don't tell anyone yet. It's still a secret. 719 00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:41,521 Okay. 720 00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:46,273 I won a MacArthur grant. 721 00:35:46,687 --> 00:35:47,688 Charlie! 722 00:35:47,730 --> 00:35:49,321 Oh, my God, that's great! 723 00:35:49,398 --> 00:35:50,569 Congratulations. 724 00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,823 I'll say it because you can't, it's the genius grant. You're a genius. 725 00:35:53,903 --> 00:35:55,905 Oh, I'm really happy for you. You deserve it. 726 00:35:55,988 --> 00:35:58,490 It's yours too. We did all of this together. 727 00:35:58,573 --> 00:35:59,574 Thank you, but... 728 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,952 it's yours, Charlie, you enjoy it. 729 00:36:02,703 --> 00:36:03,834 I'm starving. 730 00:36:03,913 --> 00:36:06,075 It's good money, and they parse it out over five years. 731 00:36:06,123 --> 00:36:08,686 But it means I can keep everyone in the theater company employed, 732 00:36:08,751 --> 00:36:09,752 pay my credit card debt. 733 00:36:09,794 --> 00:36:10,955 So great. 734 00:36:11,045 --> 00:36:13,798 Of course, I went instantly to, "It's all downhill from here. 735 00:36:13,881 --> 00:36:16,383 - Now my first Broadway play has to fail." - No. 736 00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:18,468 We just started rehearsals again, and I don't know. 737 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,906 You always don't know at this point, and then, it gets there. 738 00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:22,431 Do I? Because I don't remember. 739 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:24,606 I know, it's true, it'll be great. 740 00:36:24,683 --> 00:36:26,185 Okay, I hope you're right. 741 00:36:26,727 --> 00:36:28,358 - Everyone says hi. - Oh. 742 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:32,194 Tell them hi. I miss everyone. 743 00:36:32,274 --> 00:36:34,276 You'll see them again when you come back. 744 00:36:34,318 --> 00:36:36,480 A MacArthur, Broadway... 745 00:36:36,570 --> 00:36:37,982 It's so exciting. 746 00:36:38,530 --> 00:36:40,202 Congratulations, Charlie. 747 00:36:46,997 --> 00:36:48,038 Which bathroom? 748 00:36:49,750 --> 00:36:51,251 - What? - Is he pooping? 749 00:36:52,211 --> 00:36:53,712 Oh, uh, downstairs. 750 00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:54,880 Is your mom home? 751 00:36:55,547 --> 00:36:56,638 Yeah, she's upstairs. 752 00:36:59,885 --> 00:37:01,646 - Hey, how's it going? - Nothing yet. 753 00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:02,970 - It's me. - I know. 754 00:37:03,472 --> 00:37:05,014 - I just got here. - Hi. 755 00:37:05,099 --> 00:37:06,700 - I brought you something. - Yay. 756 00:37:06,767 --> 00:37:08,438 Mom's getting me a present too. 757 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:10,609 - Why? - For pooping. 758 00:37:11,814 --> 00:37:12,815 Oh. 759 00:37:14,608 --> 00:37:16,270 - I love you. - I love you. 760 00:37:16,986 --> 00:37:19,318 I don't think we should reward him for pooping anymore. 761 00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:21,736 Oh, I know, but he holds it in and it's going on a week. 762 00:37:21,824 --> 00:37:24,496 - It's its own reward. G-ma! - Charlie-bird! 763 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:26,458 Oh! No! Stop it! 764 00:37:26,536 --> 00:37:28,168 Oh, God, I'm huge! 765 00:37:28,247 --> 00:37:30,329 - You're as light as a feather. - Mom? 766 00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:34,757 - Why didn't you respond to my last email? - Well, your emails are so articulate. 767 00:37:34,837 --> 00:37:36,438 I get intimidated. 768 00:37:36,505 --> 00:37:38,757 - Mom, can you... - Now, I'm going to lift you! 769 00:37:38,841 --> 00:37:41,433 Mom? 770 00:37:41,510 --> 00:37:42,511 Mom? 771 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:44,847 - Mom? - What? 772 00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:46,011 Upstairs. 773 00:37:46,098 --> 00:37:47,559 Oh. 774 00:37:47,641 --> 00:37:49,343 I'm going to write you back now. 775 00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:54,484 Cassie? 776 00:37:55,232 --> 00:37:56,233 Hey, Charlie. 777 00:37:56,316 --> 00:37:57,567 I like your haircut. 778 00:37:58,027 --> 00:37:59,028 Oh, thanks. 779 00:38:00,863 --> 00:38:02,204 - Mom? - I'll go. 780 00:38:02,739 --> 00:38:04,611 Henry's calling you, Nicole! 781 00:38:04,699 --> 00:38:05,700 I hear him. 782 00:38:06,660 --> 00:38:08,112 What's going on, Henry? 783 00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,825 Can you ask Mom to come? 784 00:38:11,832 --> 00:38:12,833 He wants you. 785 00:38:16,045 --> 00:38:17,296 What kind of pie is that? 786 00:38:19,924 --> 00:38:20,925 It's... 787 00:38:25,512 --> 00:38:26,513 pecan. 788 00:38:27,848 --> 00:38:29,559 - Did you make it? - I don't know. 789 00:38:30,225 --> 00:38:31,346 No, it's store bought. 790 00:38:32,061 --> 00:38:33,312 You know Joan's on Third? 791 00:38:33,395 --> 00:38:35,447 - Oh, yeah. It's good, right? - What? 792 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:36,892 The store? Yeah. 793 00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:39,234 Jules and Molly love it. 794 00:38:39,318 --> 00:38:40,739 - Are you okay? - Yes. 795 00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:42,905 I'm just hot! 796 00:38:44,323 --> 00:38:45,704 Uh, I'll pour you some water. 797 00:38:47,201 --> 00:38:48,822 Nicole says you're doing a play? 798 00:38:48,953 --> 00:38:50,454 I-I think you'd like it. 799 00:38:50,537 --> 00:38:54,121 It's a great unproduced play by this really interesting British writer. 800 00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:56,561 - So, you do an English accent? - Yeah. 801 00:38:56,585 --> 00:38:58,627 - It's more northern England. - Oh. 802 00:38:58,712 --> 00:38:59,833 What does that sound like? 803 00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:04,719 Ooh, you want a cup of tea, do ya? 804 00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:07,883 Right. Good. 805 00:39:09,223 --> 00:39:12,596 Oh, thank you, missus. What is... 806 00:39:13,560 --> 00:39:14,641 What's this? 807 00:39:14,686 --> 00:39:16,859 Oh, it's a manila envelope, love. 808 00:39:16,939 --> 00:39:19,334 - Ooh, can I start over? - It has my name on it. 809 00:39:19,358 --> 00:39:20,359 Ooh. 810 00:39:24,196 --> 00:39:25,197 Oh. 811 00:39:25,572 --> 00:39:26,653 Jesus. 812 00:39:26,781 --> 00:39:29,114 Sorry. You're served. 813 00:39:31,245 --> 00:39:32,997 - What did you do? - Nothing. I don't know. 814 00:39:33,497 --> 00:39:35,119 I can't lie. 815 00:39:35,207 --> 00:39:36,668 You're being served. 816 00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:39,503 You guys are getting a div... I don't know, I'm sorry. 817 00:39:45,842 --> 00:39:48,595 I was going to warn you so it didn't become a thing. I'm sorry. 818 00:40:02,109 --> 00:40:03,480 I feel like I'm in a dream. 819 00:40:05,237 --> 00:40:06,909 We don't have a marriage anymore. 820 00:40:06,989 --> 00:40:10,622 I-I know you don't want the disruption, but you don't want to be married. 821 00:40:10,909 --> 00:40:12,541 Not... really. 822 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:15,958 But I don't want this. 823 00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:21,125 What did you expect was going to happen? 824 00:40:24,423 --> 00:40:27,176 I... I don't know, I guess I didn't think it through, 825 00:40:27,259 --> 00:40:30,812 but I thought we agreed we weren't going to use lawyers. 826 00:40:31,263 --> 00:40:32,604 I want... 827 00:40:33,182 --> 00:40:36,725 I don't know, I'm trying to say this as undramatically as possible. 828 00:40:36,810 --> 00:40:37,972 I want... 829 00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,646 an entirely different kind of life. 830 00:40:42,441 --> 00:40:45,074 Let's wait until you finish this pilot and come back to New York. 831 00:40:45,152 --> 00:40:47,154 Let's figure it out there, at home, together. 832 00:40:47,237 --> 00:40:50,175 - Nora's known for being very fair. - We don't need to do it with envelopes. 833 00:40:50,199 --> 00:40:51,030 - This is Nora? - Yeah. 834 00:40:51,116 --> 00:40:53,238 She's great. I feel like we could be friends with her. 835 00:40:53,285 --> 00:40:56,538 - Why do I feel like that won't happen? - It's just a formality. 836 00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:58,433 - Why... - You don't have to respond right away. 837 00:40:58,457 --> 00:40:59,958 Why did Cassie have a pie? 838 00:41:00,292 --> 00:41:02,844 The pie was hers. The pie wasn't part of it. 839 00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:03,750 Are you sure? 840 00:41:03,837 --> 00:41:06,040 I mean, what would the pie have to do with anything? 841 00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,543 I don't know. It somehow makes it worse. 842 00:41:09,426 --> 00:41:11,758 I'm sorry, but the pie was just a pie. 843 00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:13,855 So, what... 844 00:41:16,891 --> 00:41:17,972 What do I do? 845 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:21,858 You get a lawyer too. 846 00:41:25,775 --> 00:41:27,907 "Well, I guess I better be going. 847 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:31,240 Stuart rose from the ditch, climbed into his car... 848 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:34,453 and started up the road that led toward the north. 849 00:41:35,369 --> 00:41:38,122 The sun was just coming up over the hills on his right. 850 00:41:39,081 --> 00:41:42,584 As he peered ahead into the great land that stretched before him, 851 00:41:43,127 --> 00:41:44,458 the way seemed long... 852 00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:46,795 but the sky was bright. 853 00:41:47,631 --> 00:41:50,504 And he somehow felt he was headed in the right direction." 854 00:41:53,262 --> 00:41:55,144 I forgot it ended that way. 855 00:41:56,515 --> 00:41:59,688 Yeah, wow, Stuart really overreacted, didn't you think? 856 00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:02,187 He was upset about his boat. 857 00:42:06,525 --> 00:42:08,067 Dad, you go away. 858 00:42:09,111 --> 00:42:11,073 Mom, you stay. 859 00:42:11,446 --> 00:42:14,409 - Hey, Daddy just got here. - It's okay. 860 00:42:15,825 --> 00:42:16,826 Love you. 861 00:42:20,414 --> 00:42:24,828 You can come back, and wake me up, and read to me later, Daddy, okay? 862 00:42:25,335 --> 00:42:26,336 Okay. 863 00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:30,925 Will you come sleep in my bed later? 864 00:42:31,007 --> 00:42:32,008 Yeah. 865 00:42:41,185 --> 00:42:42,186 Oh. 866 00:42:42,561 --> 00:42:44,523 Hang in there, Charlie-bird. 867 00:42:44,688 --> 00:42:45,689 Thanks, G-ma. 868 00:43:15,385 --> 00:43:17,677 - He's in a mommy phase right now. - It's okay. 869 00:43:27,021 --> 00:43:27,852 Whoo! 870 00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:30,031 I'm sorry. I drank too much wine. 871 00:43:30,442 --> 00:43:32,154 - I can imagine. - And didn't eat dinner. 872 00:43:32,236 --> 00:43:33,567 Stressful time. 873 00:43:34,613 --> 00:43:35,864 I hope Henry didn't notice. 874 00:43:35,947 --> 00:43:36,948 I'm sure he didn't. 875 00:43:36,990 --> 00:43:38,672 Now that I'm a parent, I realize my parents 876 00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:40,342 were probably drunk all the time with me. 877 00:43:40,369 --> 00:43:41,370 Yeah. 878 00:43:41,411 --> 00:43:42,582 I'm sorry again. 879 00:43:44,373 --> 00:43:45,374 Thanks. 880 00:43:46,458 --> 00:43:47,589 Where are you staying? 881 00:43:51,171 --> 00:43:52,962 Oh, well, I... 882 00:43:54,508 --> 00:43:55,549 hadn't... 883 00:43:59,721 --> 00:44:00,722 I guess I'll... 884 00:44:03,099 --> 00:44:05,392 There's a new hotel on Highland that's... 885 00:44:06,228 --> 00:44:09,691 supposedly not too expensive and... and pretty nice. 886 00:44:10,106 --> 00:44:11,818 Oh, okay, I'll check it out. 887 00:44:12,401 --> 00:44:14,693 Again, that's great about the MacArthur. 888 00:44:15,069 --> 00:44:16,070 Thanks. 889 00:44:23,662 --> 00:44:25,163 - Charlie? - Yeah? 890 00:44:28,875 --> 00:44:29,876 Thanks. 891 00:44:37,091 --> 00:44:37,922 Fuck. 892 00:44:38,009 --> 00:44:41,263 - What? - She's being represented by Nora. 893 00:44:41,346 --> 00:44:42,757 She's supposedly very fair? 894 00:44:42,847 --> 00:44:44,639 All right, here's the fact, Jack. 895 00:44:45,267 --> 00:44:48,270 I charge $950 an hour. 896 00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:49,814 Ted is 400. 897 00:44:50,272 --> 00:44:52,944 If you have a stupid question, you call Ted. 898 00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:57,279 To start, we'll need a $25,000 retainer. 899 00:44:57,362 --> 00:44:59,382 - That's more than I can... - And all your financials. 900 00:44:59,406 --> 00:45:00,947 We need to do a forensic accounting. 901 00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:04,536 Which runs anywhere from ten to twenty thousand dollars. 902 00:45:05,245 --> 00:45:07,877 But if we can all agree right away, it shouldn't get too bad, 903 00:45:07,956 --> 00:45:10,289 - right? - You were married here in LA? 904 00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:12,667 Yes... because her mom and sister are out here 905 00:45:12,752 --> 00:45:15,425 - and I'm not close with my family. - Your son was born out here? 906 00:45:15,505 --> 00:45:19,008 Yes, because, again, her mom and sister are out here and I'm not... 907 00:45:19,092 --> 00:45:20,634 So, you got married here, 908 00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:22,471 your kid was born here... 909 00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:25,357 and she served you here? 910 00:45:25,432 --> 00:45:27,223 Yeah, but we lived in New York. 911 00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:29,227 Why? 912 00:45:30,562 --> 00:45:33,064 - Is there a problem? - We'll have to reshape the narrative. 913 00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:36,981 If you're serious about having your child in New York, 914 00:45:37,068 --> 00:45:38,700 this is what I suggest. 915 00:45:38,778 --> 00:45:41,661 You take your kid... D-Did you say his name was Fred? 916 00:45:42,407 --> 00:45:43,237 Henry. 917 00:45:43,325 --> 00:45:44,246 Henry? 918 00:45:44,326 --> 00:45:45,537 Why did I say Fred? 919 00:45:45,619 --> 00:45:47,120 I have a kid named Fred. 920 00:45:47,203 --> 00:45:50,747 You take Henry to New York with you right now. 921 00:45:50,832 --> 00:45:53,134 Then we file an action in New York. 922 00:45:53,418 --> 00:45:54,579 We make this a New York case. 923 00:45:54,628 --> 00:45:57,147 We need to make an argument that you're a New York-based family. 924 00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:58,002 Well, we are. 925 00:45:58,089 --> 00:46:01,012 Otherwise, you'll probably never see your kid outside of LA again. 926 00:46:01,092 --> 00:46:02,764 Really? No. 927 00:46:02,844 --> 00:46:06,057 It's very hard to convince the courts to move a kid. 928 00:46:06,139 --> 00:46:09,343 As soon as you let your wife and child leave New York, 929 00:46:09,434 --> 00:46:12,266 you made life very difficult for yourself. 930 00:46:12,354 --> 00:46:13,605 Yes, but as I said, 931 00:46:13,688 --> 00:46:16,150 we're a New York family, that's just a fact. 932 00:46:17,025 --> 00:46:19,027 She's... here temporarily. 933 00:46:19,486 --> 00:46:21,908 Then why do you think she served you out here? 934 00:46:22,572 --> 00:46:26,706 I don't... know, but Henry wants to go back to New York. 935 00:46:26,785 --> 00:46:28,747 Don't quote your kid. 936 00:46:29,538 --> 00:46:31,710 He's just telling you what you want to hear. 937 00:46:32,499 --> 00:46:35,462 And trust me, he's telling her the opposite. 938 00:46:35,544 --> 00:46:37,045 Let me have the Barber file! 939 00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:38,340 It's right here. 940 00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:40,335 Move my lunch to 1:30. 941 00:46:44,928 --> 00:46:45,929 What's... 942 00:46:47,931 --> 00:46:49,473 "Exit Goat"? 943 00:46:49,891 --> 00:46:52,524 Exit Ghost. It's the name of my theater company. 944 00:46:52,602 --> 00:46:53,603 You're a director? 945 00:46:53,853 --> 00:46:55,395 Theater director, yeah. 946 00:46:55,480 --> 00:46:58,192 - Anything I've seen? - I don't know. What have you seen? 947 00:47:00,777 --> 00:47:02,859 Our production of Electra is moving to Broadway... 948 00:47:04,113 --> 00:47:04,954 which is exciting. 949 00:47:05,031 --> 00:47:07,243 We have to make sure that money is protected. 950 00:47:07,409 --> 00:47:09,961 I mean, it's theater, so it's not a lot of money. 951 00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:13,079 I basically put whatever money I make back in the theater. 952 00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:16,127 I wonder, do we ask for support? 953 00:47:16,585 --> 00:47:18,256 - Interesting. - From Nicole? 954 00:47:18,336 --> 00:47:19,718 I'm not going to do that. 955 00:47:20,213 --> 00:47:21,835 Does your wife's family have money? 956 00:47:22,841 --> 00:47:26,054 Uh, her mother has some from her TV career. 957 00:47:26,135 --> 00:47:27,477 And her father died. 958 00:47:27,554 --> 00:47:31,978 Well, we could say that we don't want her mother to see the kid, 959 00:47:32,308 --> 00:47:33,640 draw her into the case. 960 00:47:33,727 --> 00:47:36,850 In that instance, her mother could pay your legal fees. 961 00:47:37,313 --> 00:47:38,314 No. 962 00:47:38,940 --> 00:47:40,362 I'm very close to her mom. 963 00:47:40,734 --> 00:47:43,697 - Nicole's family has been my family... - Yeah, but that's going to change. 964 00:47:43,737 --> 00:47:45,569 And I suggest you get used to it. 965 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:50,114 - We need to hire a private investigator. - Really? I mean... 966 00:47:51,661 --> 00:47:54,203 - Really? - Does your wife do drugs or anything? 967 00:47:54,288 --> 00:47:55,289 Coke? 968 00:47:55,874 --> 00:47:56,955 Not in any real way. 969 00:47:57,333 --> 00:48:00,046 Well, we're not going to win if she's the perfect mother. 970 00:48:00,128 --> 00:48:02,010 She was addicted to Tums for a while. 971 00:48:03,465 --> 00:48:06,598 It wasn't nothing. She was up to a tube a day. 972 00:48:06,676 --> 00:48:08,468 Have you noticed anyone following you? 973 00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:09,554 No. 974 00:48:10,764 --> 00:48:12,135 Well, keep an eye out. 975 00:48:12,223 --> 00:48:14,396 Look, you need to be prepared for the fact 976 00:48:14,476 --> 00:48:18,570 that Nora is going to portray you as a neglectful, absent father. 977 00:48:19,063 --> 00:48:21,275 - But I'm not. - You live in New York. 978 00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:23,029 You're consumed with your work. 979 00:48:23,527 --> 00:48:26,940 She and your kid are out here, struggling. 980 00:48:27,030 --> 00:48:30,403 Nora's going to use that strategy. I'm sure of it. 981 00:48:30,492 --> 00:48:31,693 But Nicole's not going to lie. 982 00:48:31,743 --> 00:48:34,626 Listen, if we start from a place of reasonable, 983 00:48:34,704 --> 00:48:36,996 and they start from a place of crazy, 984 00:48:37,081 --> 00:48:41,125 when we settle, we'll be somewhere between reasonable and crazy. 985 00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:42,091 Which is still crazy. 986 00:48:42,170 --> 00:48:43,752 Half of crazy is crazy. 987 00:48:43,838 --> 00:48:46,901 You know what people say, "Criminal lawyers see bad people at their best, 988 00:48:46,925 --> 00:48:49,007 divorce lawyers see good people at their worst." 989 00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:51,926 Before this is all over, you're going to hate me and Ted, 990 00:48:52,013 --> 00:48:54,646 just because of what we represent in your life. 991 00:48:54,724 --> 00:48:55,725 I'm sure you're right. 992 00:48:55,809 --> 00:48:58,311 So tell me the story again. You came out here to see your kid. 993 00:48:58,394 --> 00:49:00,540 - Maybe I'm not explaining this well. - She serves you. 994 00:49:00,564 --> 00:49:02,249 - We're friendly, we're fine. - What a bitch. 995 00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:04,460 We're just trying to figure this out. She's not a bitch. 996 00:49:04,484 --> 00:49:05,735 Thanks, but this isn't... 997 00:49:05,819 --> 00:49:07,150 We're doing it a different way. 998 00:49:07,529 --> 00:49:10,241 And... I can't even close to afford this. 999 00:49:10,615 --> 00:49:14,489 I've got to get back to New York. I have a Broadway play in rehearsals. 1000 00:49:18,748 --> 00:49:22,211 I was the hot shit at that time. 1001 00:49:22,293 --> 00:49:27,258 Young, very sexy, with a great head of hair. 1002 00:49:27,340 --> 00:49:29,963 I just so appreciate that Charlie gave me this opportunity. 1003 00:49:30,051 --> 00:49:31,473 Or maybe I should thank Nicole. 1004 00:49:31,553 --> 00:49:34,105 I heard Nicole's pilot went to series, so she's moving to LA. 1005 00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:35,762 And they put Henry in school out there. 1006 00:49:35,849 --> 00:49:37,050 Well, is Charlie moving too? 1007 00:49:37,141 --> 00:49:38,222 Not Charlie. 1008 00:49:38,309 --> 00:49:39,521 He won't abandon us. 1009 00:49:39,603 --> 00:49:41,224 And you can't do theater in LA. 1010 00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:43,695 Charlie said she and Henry are coming back to New York 1011 00:49:43,773 --> 00:49:45,525 when she finishes filming her show. 1012 00:49:45,609 --> 00:49:47,020 I wouldn't be so sure. 1013 00:49:47,110 --> 00:49:50,023 Nicole was never going to stay in New York, that was obvious. 1014 00:49:50,113 --> 00:49:52,115 She was probably planning this move all along. 1015 00:49:52,198 --> 00:49:55,532 When she sees an opportunity, believe me, she takes it. 1016 00:49:55,619 --> 00:49:57,741 Well, LA is nice. 1017 00:49:58,162 --> 00:49:59,073 The space. 1018 00:49:59,163 --> 00:50:02,326 Miss Four Time Oscar winner, sucking my... 1019 00:50:02,416 --> 00:50:04,498 Okay, how is everyone today? 1020 00:50:04,586 --> 00:50:06,798 Nobody get too close. I think I caught Donna's cold. 1021 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,633 - Sorry, Charlie. - I'm expecting a Skype call from Henry, 1022 00:50:09,716 --> 00:50:11,427 so I might have to step out. 1023 00:50:12,636 --> 00:50:14,968 So, Charlie, what you're going through now 1024 00:50:15,054 --> 00:50:18,347 is going to be horrible, but it will be over. 1025 00:50:18,432 --> 00:50:19,594 Thanks, Frank. 1026 00:50:19,976 --> 00:50:21,187 - Another thing. - Yeah? 1027 00:50:21,686 --> 00:50:25,810 Fuck as many people as you can right now. 1028 00:50:25,899 --> 00:50:28,101 Women, men. 1029 00:50:28,777 --> 00:50:31,338 - Take what I said seriously. - You might need help wrapping gauze. 1030 00:50:31,362 --> 00:50:34,075 - It needs to stay tight. - Okay, I'm... I'm confused. 1031 00:50:34,157 --> 00:50:36,319 What... scene is the Invisible Man outfit for? 1032 00:50:36,409 --> 00:50:38,361 No, that's my Halloween costume. 1033 00:50:38,452 --> 00:50:40,995 And the Frankenstein is for Henry. 1034 00:50:42,749 --> 00:50:43,950 He's coming here this weekend. 1035 00:50:44,000 --> 00:50:45,872 We're going to trick or treat in the Slope. 1036 00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,252 I made it more James Whale than Kenneth Branagh. 1037 00:50:48,337 --> 00:50:50,089 - Perfect. - Can I talk to you? 1038 00:50:50,799 --> 00:50:52,510 Yeah, over... 1039 00:50:53,176 --> 00:50:55,548 I've typed up the blocking from the last two rehearsals, 1040 00:50:55,637 --> 00:50:59,440 and here are the director notes from that Danish production from the '70s. 1041 00:51:00,516 --> 00:51:01,437 Where'd you find it? 1042 00:51:01,517 --> 00:51:04,100 - The library, duh. - Ha! 1043 00:51:04,437 --> 00:51:05,639 Can I come over tonight? 1044 00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:08,893 Mary Ann, it's too hard now. 1045 00:51:08,983 --> 00:51:11,065 I just can't be with anyone right now. 1046 00:51:11,152 --> 00:51:14,075 But we did it when you were married and we shouldn't have done it. 1047 00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:16,425 And now that you're not married, shouldn't we be doing it? 1048 00:51:16,449 --> 00:51:19,492 I'm not not married yet. 1049 00:51:19,953 --> 00:51:21,705 You're torturing yourself. 1050 00:51:21,955 --> 00:51:23,867 Just make sure everything doesn't go to hell. 1051 00:51:25,124 --> 00:51:27,126 - I'm relying on you, okay? - Fine. 1052 00:51:27,210 --> 00:51:29,793 - Thanks. - I wish you'd accept generosity better. 1053 00:51:29,879 --> 00:51:31,130 Uh, hold on. Let me... 1054 00:51:31,589 --> 00:51:33,511 - Hello? - Is this Charlie Barber? 1055 00:51:34,008 --> 00:51:34,839 Yes. 1056 00:51:34,926 --> 00:51:36,728 Hi, this is Nora Fanshaw. 1057 00:51:36,803 --> 00:51:38,675 I represent your wife, Nicole Barber. 1058 00:51:38,763 --> 00:51:40,845 - Hi. - Do you have an attorney yet? 1059 00:51:40,932 --> 00:51:41,773 No. 1060 00:51:41,850 --> 00:51:44,411 Okay, then it's okay for me to talk to you directly, okay? 1061 00:51:44,435 --> 00:51:45,436 Okay. 1062 00:51:45,770 --> 00:51:48,933 I'm calling because we haven't received your response to our filing. 1063 00:51:49,357 --> 00:51:52,490 Yeah, I've been rehearsing this play and flying back and forth to LA. 1064 00:51:52,568 --> 00:51:54,651 You're going to need to file your response. 1065 00:51:56,614 --> 00:51:59,367 - Nicole said there was no rush. - It's been more than 30 days 1066 00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:00,451 since you were served. 1067 00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:02,376 By law, you're meant to respond within 30 days. 1068 00:52:02,411 --> 00:52:03,893 I didn't like the first lawyer I met. 1069 00:52:03,955 --> 00:52:06,475 It says that very clearly on the document you were given. 1070 00:52:06,499 --> 00:52:07,370 Did you read it? 1071 00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:09,220 Yeah, but I thought that's just what it says. 1072 00:52:09,293 --> 00:52:11,045 We weren't even going to do it with lawyers. 1073 00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:14,298 Charlie, I think I shouldn't tuck in my shirt. 1074 00:52:14,382 --> 00:52:17,361 - Nicole said I could take my time. - And we've let you take your time. 1075 00:52:17,385 --> 00:52:20,572 - It comes out during the love scene. - Could you hold a second? What love scene? 1076 00:52:20,596 --> 00:52:21,928 When I hug Beth. 1077 00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:23,057 You don't hug Beth. 1078 00:52:23,099 --> 00:52:25,431 I think it's something we should explore. 1079 00:52:25,518 --> 00:52:28,391 Can't you just tuck it in tighter or get Donna to safety pin it? 1080 00:52:28,479 --> 00:52:30,361 I also have a kind of a thing 1081 00:52:30,439 --> 00:52:32,782 - about, uh, tucking things in. - Charlie? 1082 00:52:33,067 --> 00:52:34,398 If you don't file your response, 1083 00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:36,968 we're going to file a request for default judgment against you. 1084 00:52:37,321 --> 00:52:39,864 ...insecurities about my figure. 1085 00:52:39,949 --> 00:52:41,160 - Charlie? - Yes, sorry. 1086 00:52:41,242 --> 00:52:43,414 Default judgment, what does that mean? Don't hug Beth. 1087 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:45,597 We'll be able to lay claim to whatever we want. 1088 00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:47,493 W-What do you mean, whatever you want of what? 1089 00:52:47,581 --> 00:52:49,994 Your apartment, your things, everything you own. 1090 00:52:50,084 --> 00:52:50,915 We... 1091 00:52:51,002 --> 00:52:53,845 She and I already discussed this. We don't own that much stuff. 1092 00:52:53,922 --> 00:52:55,643 She can have pretty much whatever she wants. 1093 00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:58,778 And it means we'll set the number for child support at its highest level 1094 00:52:58,802 --> 00:53:00,673 and claim full custody of your child. 1095 00:53:02,764 --> 00:53:03,765 Full custody? 1096 00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:08,149 - I mean, that's not even... - This is what the law says. 1097 00:53:09,103 --> 00:53:11,896 Nicole's not going to do that. I mean, she won't. 1098 00:53:12,231 --> 00:53:13,983 No, Charlie, I represent Nicole, 1099 00:53:14,067 --> 00:53:16,359 and she's aware of everything I'm saying to you. 1100 00:53:16,444 --> 00:53:17,766 I just spoke to her this morning. 1101 00:53:17,821 --> 00:53:21,024 Well, I spoke to her five minutes before I got on the call. 1102 00:53:24,452 --> 00:53:25,453 Okay, so what do I do? 1103 00:53:25,536 --> 00:53:27,839 You need to get a lawyer and respond immediately. 1104 00:53:27,914 --> 00:53:31,287 Nicole wants to do this amicably, but you're leaving us no other option. 1105 00:53:31,375 --> 00:53:33,127 I'll get a lawyer. Can I get a lawyer here? 1106 00:53:33,211 --> 00:53:35,173 - I don't know where "here" is. - New York. 1107 00:53:35,254 --> 00:53:37,596 Ah! That's what all that honking is? 1108 00:53:38,299 --> 00:53:40,341 No, you'll have to come to LA and meet people in LA. 1109 00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:41,385 I'm rehearsing a... 1110 00:53:41,427 --> 00:53:44,761 If you don't respond in Los Angeles by Friday, you'll leave us no choice. 1111 00:53:44,848 --> 00:53:46,469 Wh... Which line? 1112 00:53:47,141 --> 00:53:49,854 I have to take this. Can you hold on a second, Charlie? 1113 00:54:16,670 --> 00:54:19,794 Me and Mommy are in the middle of a super secret treasure hunt. 1114 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,342 - I thought the plane landed at nine. - What are you wearing? 1115 00:54:23,427 --> 00:54:24,428 Sock pants. 1116 00:54:24,595 --> 00:54:26,187 It did. What are sock pants? 1117 00:54:26,264 --> 00:54:28,186 He doesn't like to feel the breeze on his legs. 1118 00:54:28,266 --> 00:54:29,097 He dressed himself. 1119 00:54:29,183 --> 00:54:31,536 - There are long pants. Can I talk to you? - It's almost noon. 1120 00:54:31,560 --> 00:54:33,442 There was traffic. We've got to get going. 1121 00:54:33,521 --> 00:54:36,208 - Why don't we ever do a treasure hunt? - Henry, can you wait a minute? 1122 00:54:36,232 --> 00:54:37,483 No talking alone. 1123 00:54:37,566 --> 00:54:39,779 Just one bit of talking alone, then I'll be right there. 1124 00:54:40,319 --> 00:54:41,610 I got a call from your lawyer. 1125 00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:44,198 She said you'd take everything and... 1126 00:54:45,283 --> 00:54:47,285 custody and everything if I didn't respond. 1127 00:54:47,368 --> 00:54:49,210 It's better if we just let the lawyers do this. 1128 00:54:49,245 --> 00:54:51,367 Yeah, but she's saying things I don't think you mean. 1129 00:54:51,455 --> 00:54:53,117 Henry, we need to get going. 1130 00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:54,668 I don't want to go now. 1131 00:54:54,750 --> 00:54:57,104 - Have you gotten a lawyer yet? - That's what I'm here to do. 1132 00:54:57,128 --> 00:54:58,679 Come on, Henry. I'm in a rush. 1133 00:54:58,754 --> 00:54:59,926 I have three more clues. 1134 00:55:00,006 --> 00:55:02,609 Why did you start a treasure hunt or whatever so close to my arrival? 1135 00:55:02,633 --> 00:55:04,725 - Cool - You were late. We were killing time. 1136 00:55:04,802 --> 00:55:07,185 Honey, come. We're going to finish the treasure hunt later. 1137 00:55:07,263 --> 00:55:08,845 - I'm going to be rich! - Okay. 1138 00:55:08,932 --> 00:55:11,160 You're going to go with your daddy, it's going to be fun. 1139 00:55:11,184 --> 00:55:14,437 And I've got a present for you when you get back as a reward. 1140 00:55:15,313 --> 00:55:16,514 He's not going to the dentist. 1141 00:55:16,564 --> 00:55:18,526 - I'm trying to help. - I'm staying here. 1142 00:55:18,607 --> 00:55:19,608 Come on. 1143 00:55:23,446 --> 00:55:24,447 Henry? 1144 00:55:29,911 --> 00:55:32,413 - Got the booster? - I have a booster. 1145 00:55:34,207 --> 00:55:35,828 Oh, wait, no, it's not in. 1146 00:55:36,209 --> 00:55:37,210 What's not in? 1147 00:55:37,543 --> 00:55:39,545 The seat's not connected. 1148 00:55:42,673 --> 00:55:44,345 I asked the rental company to install it. 1149 00:55:44,425 --> 00:55:47,178 Yeah, I think they can't for liability reasons. 1150 00:55:47,428 --> 00:55:49,656 - Do you know how these things... - Let me just... If you... 1151 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:52,393 - There should be a clip to clip onto. - ...dig... 1152 00:55:57,146 --> 00:55:58,687 Ow! Fuck! 1153 00:55:58,772 --> 00:56:00,564 - Why "fuck?" - Something sharp. 1154 00:56:00,649 --> 00:56:02,031 - Can't I stay with Mom? - No. 1155 00:56:02,110 --> 00:56:03,151 Why not? 1156 00:56:03,236 --> 00:56:05,238 It's my time with you. I just flew 3,000 miles. 1157 00:56:05,321 --> 00:56:06,192 I don't want to. 1158 00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:07,781 Henry, get in the fucking car! 1159 00:56:09,951 --> 00:56:12,203 I'm sorry, but Jesus, get in the fucking car. 1160 00:56:17,291 --> 00:56:19,453 How do you spell Lego Bionicles? 1161 00:56:19,543 --> 00:56:21,916 That's two words. What does Lego start with? 1162 00:56:22,005 --> 00:56:23,046 Just tell me. 1163 00:56:23,131 --> 00:56:24,441 - Don't you want to learn it? - No. 1164 00:56:24,465 --> 00:56:25,846 - It's on the box, anyway. - L... 1165 00:56:25,925 --> 00:56:26,926 Then what? 1166 00:56:27,093 --> 00:56:29,885 E... You know, everyone at the theater says hi. 1167 00:56:29,971 --> 00:56:30,892 Hi. 1168 00:56:30,972 --> 00:56:31,852 Then what? 1169 00:56:31,931 --> 00:56:33,472 A "g-g-g" sound. 1170 00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:35,519 - Are you excited for Halloween? - J? 1171 00:56:35,601 --> 00:56:36,432 G. 1172 00:56:36,519 --> 00:56:38,181 - Then what? - And an "O" sound. 1173 00:56:38,271 --> 00:56:40,393 - O? - Are you excited for Halloween? 1174 00:56:40,481 --> 00:56:41,402 Yeah. 1175 00:56:41,482 --> 00:56:42,984 I brought both our costumes. 1176 00:56:43,067 --> 00:56:45,359 I'm going as a store-bought ninja. 1177 00:56:45,444 --> 00:56:47,576 But we agreed. I had Donna make you a Frankenstein. 1178 00:56:47,655 --> 00:56:49,827 I don't want to be a Frankenstein anymore. 1179 00:56:49,907 --> 00:56:50,908 Are you sure? 1180 00:56:52,576 --> 00:56:53,617 Maybe just look at it. 1181 00:56:54,162 --> 00:56:56,794 It's awesome. We'll be Frankenstein and the Invisible Man. 1182 00:56:56,872 --> 00:56:58,874 Mom bought me a ninja costume, 1183 00:56:59,083 --> 00:57:01,665 which is better because it costs more. 1184 00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:03,344 Technically, the Frankenstein cost more 1185 00:57:03,421 --> 00:57:05,553 when you factor in Donna's time and the materials. 1186 00:57:05,631 --> 00:57:07,883 The cousins are also going to be ninjas. 1187 00:57:07,967 --> 00:57:09,808 But Henry, we went through all this trouble. 1188 00:57:13,431 --> 00:57:14,472 Okay. 1189 00:57:14,557 --> 00:57:15,558 Whatever you want. 1190 00:57:20,104 --> 00:57:22,816 Please take the ticket. 1191 00:57:26,944 --> 00:57:28,838 - Dad, you're too far. - I know. 1192 00:57:28,862 --> 00:57:31,525 Please take the ticket. 1193 00:57:38,247 --> 00:57:40,539 So, I'm not comfortable leaving the bags in the car 1194 00:57:40,624 --> 00:57:42,811 where I've given the key to someone I don't really know. 1195 00:57:42,835 --> 00:57:43,836 I've been here. 1196 00:57:44,087 --> 00:57:47,420 It's an office building, so you've been to places like this before. 1197 00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:49,547 I remember those fish. 1198 00:57:50,676 --> 00:57:52,098 A lot of fish look the same. 1199 00:57:52,678 --> 00:57:53,679 Can I help you? 1200 00:57:53,721 --> 00:57:56,224 I'm Charlie Barber. I have a 1:30 with Dan Cohen. 1201 00:57:56,307 --> 00:57:58,059 Oh, hi. Where's your little man? 1202 00:57:58,142 --> 00:58:01,305 I don't have it this time. I keep my skeletons at my mom's. 1203 00:58:01,687 --> 00:58:02,688 Okay. 1204 00:58:04,023 --> 00:58:05,024 Oh, okay. 1205 00:58:05,233 --> 00:58:07,155 I'm sorry. We tried to reach you. 1206 00:58:07,235 --> 00:58:09,027 Mr. Cohen wanted me to apologize. 1207 00:58:09,112 --> 00:58:12,275 He can't see you because apparently your wife already met with him 1208 00:58:12,365 --> 00:58:14,617 on the 7th of August about representation. 1209 00:58:15,284 --> 00:58:16,785 B-But she hired somebody else. 1210 00:58:16,869 --> 00:58:19,202 - Uh... Nora... - Fanshaw? 1211 00:58:19,497 --> 00:58:22,020 But unfortunately, because she consulted with Mr. Cohen already, 1212 00:58:22,083 --> 00:58:24,085 he's legally barred from representing you. 1213 00:58:24,793 --> 00:58:25,634 Oh. 1214 00:58:25,711 --> 00:58:27,353 - Should we feed the fish? - Yeah. 1215 00:58:27,963 --> 00:58:30,386 - It happens all the time. - Really? 1216 00:58:30,466 --> 00:58:32,758 If you have a ticket, I can validate your parking. 1217 00:58:33,302 --> 00:58:34,303 Oh. 1218 00:58:34,387 --> 00:58:37,449 You know, it's common that people meet with as many lawyers as possible 1219 00:58:37,473 --> 00:58:39,395 so that their spouse has limited options. 1220 00:58:39,475 --> 00:58:41,517 Oh, I don't think she would've done it deliberately. 1221 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:42,941 You'd be surprised. 1222 00:58:43,187 --> 00:58:45,729 Can all of them, like, breathe out of the water? 1223 00:58:47,441 --> 00:58:49,523 Did you go to a lot of offices with your mom? 1224 00:58:49,610 --> 00:58:50,741 Not so many. 1225 00:58:52,363 --> 00:58:53,364 Like 11. 1226 00:58:53,739 --> 00:58:56,282 I don't think anyone would have stealed the bags, Daddy. 1227 00:58:56,367 --> 00:58:57,538 I need somebody today. 1228 00:58:57,618 --> 00:59:00,331 If I don't respond by tomorrow, she said I could lose custody. 1229 00:59:00,413 --> 00:59:03,308 I didn't know who else to call. There's got to be someone she didn't meet. 1230 00:59:03,332 --> 00:59:04,463 I have a name for you. 1231 00:59:05,501 --> 00:59:07,373 Bert Spitz. 1232 00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:11,214 He was the entertainment lawyer at Roberto's agency. 1233 00:59:11,674 --> 00:59:12,505 Great. 1234 00:59:12,591 --> 00:59:16,055 But then he kind of got pushed into retirement a few years ago, 1235 00:59:16,345 --> 00:59:18,137 and he went into family law. 1236 00:59:18,222 --> 00:59:20,053 - I called him. - Thank you, G-ma. 1237 00:59:20,141 --> 00:59:22,813 - He can see you today at three. - Aw, shit. 1238 00:59:23,477 --> 00:59:26,019 We never had this conversation, Charlie-bird. 1239 00:59:26,105 --> 00:59:27,457 You got it. I love you. 1240 00:59:27,481 --> 00:59:28,482 - Aw. - Dad! 1241 00:59:28,524 --> 00:59:31,107 - I need a new burger. - Why? 1242 00:59:31,194 --> 00:59:35,488 Because you made us carry your bags into the restaurant, I dropped it. 1243 00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:39,363 That's fine. I'll give you mine. Get in the car. 1244 00:59:39,452 --> 00:59:42,405 Why did you bring me today if you couldn't hang out with me? 1245 00:59:42,496 --> 00:59:44,408 Because I've been away and want to see you. 1246 00:59:45,166 --> 00:59:48,469 Jamie Tuber has a little sister 1247 00:59:48,544 --> 00:59:51,046 named, um, Lily Tuber. 1248 00:59:51,130 --> 00:59:53,422 - Yeah. - And Lily Tuber is really bossy. 1249 00:59:53,507 --> 00:59:54,508 Uh-huh. 1250 00:59:55,676 --> 00:59:59,430 Getting divorced with a kid can be one of the hardest things you'll ever do. 1251 01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:02,980 It's like a death without a body. 1252 01:00:05,144 --> 01:00:08,437 I know personally. I've been there four different times. 1253 01:00:08,522 --> 01:00:10,144 You've been divorced four times? 1254 01:00:10,233 --> 01:00:11,354 Married four times. 1255 01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:12,936 Three divorces. 1256 01:00:13,986 --> 01:00:16,319 This last one will stick, God willing. 1257 01:00:16,405 --> 01:00:18,787 That's why I graduated into family law, 1258 01:00:19,074 --> 01:00:21,327 to help people survive this painful time. 1259 01:00:23,078 --> 01:00:24,290 Here's how I see it. 1260 01:00:25,706 --> 01:00:28,669 If we get bogged down in "who did this," and "who did that," 1261 01:00:28,751 --> 01:00:30,433 and "I don't want to pay the two dollars," 1262 01:00:30,461 --> 01:00:33,134 it'll just cost you more money and time and... 1263 01:00:34,173 --> 01:00:35,264 emotional stress, 1264 01:00:35,341 --> 01:00:37,763 and you'll probably end up with the same result anyway. 1265 01:00:37,843 --> 01:00:38,844 Right. 1266 01:00:39,094 --> 01:00:41,967 I mean, I agree with that philosophy. She does too, I'm sure. 1267 01:00:42,055 --> 01:00:45,138 And I always go with the truth, no matter where that takes us. 1268 01:00:45,476 --> 01:00:47,598 You know, most people in my business make up the truth 1269 01:00:47,645 --> 01:00:49,167 so they can get where they need to go. 1270 01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:51,820 You're just transactions to them. 1271 01:00:51,899 --> 01:00:53,781 I-I like to think of you as people. 1272 01:00:53,859 --> 01:00:55,651 Oh, okay, good. 1273 01:00:55,736 --> 01:00:57,198 And not just you, her too. 1274 01:00:57,280 --> 01:00:58,110 Yes. 1275 01:00:58,197 --> 01:01:00,329 You know, this can be a really ugly process. 1276 01:01:00,408 --> 01:01:03,080 But I also believe it doesn't have to be terrible. 1277 01:01:03,369 --> 01:01:04,740 I'm glad to hear you say that. 1278 01:01:05,288 --> 01:01:06,289 Um... 1279 01:01:06,872 --> 01:01:09,245 I'd love to keep expenses down as much as possible. 1280 01:01:09,333 --> 01:01:10,334 Of course you do. 1281 01:01:10,918 --> 01:01:14,922 I charge 450 an hour and I need a $10,000 retainer to start. 1282 01:01:15,923 --> 01:01:18,636 I'll see if I can get an advance on the Broadway transfer. 1283 01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:21,470 And keep in mind, you'll have to pay for her lawyer. 1284 01:01:21,554 --> 01:01:23,005 Oh. I didn't... 1285 01:01:25,558 --> 01:01:27,470 - What? - Well, at least part of her. 1286 01:01:27,560 --> 01:01:29,141 It doesn't make sense, does it? 1287 01:01:29,520 --> 01:01:32,573 I mean, you're doing this because you love your kid. 1288 01:01:33,232 --> 01:01:36,525 And in doing so, you're draining money from your kid's education. 1289 01:01:36,610 --> 01:01:38,572 - It seems ridiculous. - Oh, it is. 1290 01:01:38,737 --> 01:01:39,988 It is, boy. 1291 01:01:41,574 --> 01:01:43,366 We'll have to respond right away. 1292 01:01:44,993 --> 01:01:46,665 Your son goes to school out here? 1293 01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:48,997 Yeah, temporarily. We agreed. 1294 01:01:49,457 --> 01:01:52,039 Her pilot went to series and I wanted to accommodate her, 1295 01:01:52,125 --> 01:01:54,248 as she's often felt we do things on my terms. 1296 01:01:54,337 --> 01:01:56,589 Be a better husband in divorce. 1297 01:01:56,922 --> 01:01:59,595 I guess something like that, but we live in New York. 1298 01:02:00,718 --> 01:02:02,600 Well, with your kid going to school out here, 1299 01:02:02,678 --> 01:02:04,139 the court may see it differently. 1300 01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:05,263 Will we go to court? 1301 01:02:05,348 --> 01:02:07,350 No, no, we don't want to go to court. 1302 01:02:07,725 --> 01:02:09,517 The courts in California are a disaster. 1303 01:02:09,602 --> 01:02:11,644 No, that's just how we have to think about it. 1304 01:02:12,145 --> 01:02:13,897 I'm not sure these are my glasses. 1305 01:02:14,273 --> 01:02:15,984 Where are you living while you're here? 1306 01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:17,368 I'm in a hotel right now. 1307 01:02:17,443 --> 01:02:18,654 No, a hotel doesn't look good. 1308 01:02:18,736 --> 01:02:20,197 - To who? - The court. 1309 01:02:20,279 --> 01:02:22,200 You just said we weren't going to go to court. 1310 01:02:22,281 --> 01:02:23,562 No, of course, of course. 1311 01:02:23,616 --> 01:02:26,118 We have to prepare to go to court, hoping we don't go to court. 1312 01:02:26,201 --> 01:02:27,202 Okay. 1313 01:02:27,536 --> 01:02:28,997 You should get a place in LA. 1314 01:02:29,538 --> 01:02:32,170 And get a place near her. It looks better for custody reasons. 1315 01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:34,542 She's in West Hollywood. That'll be expensive. 1316 01:02:34,627 --> 01:02:36,539 I-I guess I could rent our New York apartment. 1317 01:02:36,629 --> 01:02:37,630 Don't rent it. 1318 01:02:37,963 --> 01:02:40,215 You have to continue to prove New York residence. 1319 01:02:40,299 --> 01:02:42,431 And of course, if you have a place in LA, 1320 01:02:42,510 --> 01:02:44,892 it's hard to show you all live in New York, isn't it? 1321 01:02:44,970 --> 01:02:45,971 So... 1322 01:02:46,889 --> 01:02:48,010 what do I do? 1323 01:02:48,140 --> 01:02:51,474 I recommend you spend as much time as you can with your son. 1324 01:02:52,395 --> 01:02:54,347 Many people fight for that time, 1325 01:02:54,438 --> 01:02:55,849 then they don't even use it. 1326 01:02:56,399 --> 01:02:57,600 They just want to win. 1327 01:02:57,858 --> 01:03:00,411 This shouldn't be that complicated, right? 1328 01:03:00,486 --> 01:03:02,107 I mean, we're a New York family. 1329 01:03:02,363 --> 01:03:04,865 I think it's all pretty straightforward. Right? 1330 01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:06,990 I hope so, yes. 1331 01:03:07,910 --> 01:03:09,362 I see no reason... 1332 01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,252 You both love your child. 1333 01:03:13,248 --> 01:03:14,420 You respect each other. 1334 01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:16,922 Why this shouldn't be relatively pain-free. 1335 01:03:17,002 --> 01:03:18,083 Right. 1336 01:03:18,170 --> 01:03:20,082 I think you have my glasses. 1337 01:03:22,550 --> 01:03:23,761 That makes sense. 1338 01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:27,473 - What have you been doing? - Reading this magazine. 1339 01:03:27,555 --> 01:03:29,517 You were reading California Lawyer? 1340 01:03:29,598 --> 01:03:30,439 Yeah. 1341 01:03:30,516 --> 01:03:33,188 Okay, I'm almost done. 1342 01:03:33,602 --> 01:03:35,694 I wouldn't expect too much from that cat. 1343 01:03:37,856 --> 01:03:40,489 - What kind of pet do you want? - I don't know... 1344 01:03:40,568 --> 01:03:43,320 I want you to know that eventually this will all be over, 1345 01:03:43,404 --> 01:03:45,205 and whatever we win or lose... 1346 01:03:45,781 --> 01:03:48,704 it'll be the two of you having to figure this out together. 1347 01:03:49,410 --> 01:03:50,411 Thank you. 1348 01:03:50,578 --> 01:03:54,331 You're the first person in this process who's spoken to me like a human. 1349 01:03:59,420 --> 01:04:01,972 You remind me of myself on my second marriage. 1350 01:04:06,009 --> 01:04:07,971 Come! Come! Come! Come! Oh! 1351 01:04:08,053 --> 01:04:09,635 You have fun with Daddy? 1352 01:04:09,722 --> 01:04:11,844 - We drove around to offices. - Oh. 1353 01:04:11,932 --> 01:04:14,775 Do you want to see your ninja costume? It's on G-ma's bed. 1354 01:04:14,852 --> 01:04:16,103 - Yeah! - Yeah. 1355 01:04:17,980 --> 01:04:20,893 You know, I had Donna build him this whole Frankenstein thing 1356 01:04:20,983 --> 01:04:22,485 with the plugs and... 1357 01:04:22,568 --> 01:04:25,010 Yeah, well, the cousins are ninjas, so he wanted to do that... 1358 01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:26,902 But he and I had decided together. 1359 01:04:26,989 --> 01:04:28,671 Oh, well, I can't make him be Frankenstein. 1360 01:04:28,741 --> 01:04:31,177 I'm not asking you to, but maybe you can help me out a little. 1361 01:04:31,201 --> 01:04:34,204 I'll leave the Frankenstein here, maybe you can nudge him in that direction. 1362 01:04:34,622 --> 01:04:35,623 I'll try. 1363 01:04:37,082 --> 01:04:38,083 What's the... 1364 01:04:39,167 --> 01:04:41,169 Did you dye your hair again? Is that for your show? 1365 01:04:41,670 --> 01:04:44,302 No, this is me. It was this way when I saw you before. 1366 01:04:44,381 --> 01:04:46,173 I know, but I didn't say anything then. 1367 01:04:47,342 --> 01:04:48,514 You don't like it? 1368 01:04:48,594 --> 01:04:51,887 No, I guess it's fine. Is it shorter? I prefer longer but... 1369 01:04:54,725 --> 01:04:56,937 Oh, sorry, it's just absurd. 1370 01:04:57,561 --> 01:04:58,642 Is everything okay? 1371 01:04:58,729 --> 01:05:00,360 Yeah. Why? 1372 01:05:00,856 --> 01:05:03,398 You seem, I don't know, like something is... 1373 01:05:03,484 --> 01:05:04,615 Everything's fine. 1374 01:05:06,612 --> 01:05:08,323 Okay, I'm going to check in at the hotel, 1375 01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:11,368 but I should be able to get to you guys by 5:00, 5:30... 1376 01:05:11,450 --> 01:05:13,912 We're going to Cassie's in Pasadena 1377 01:05:13,994 --> 01:05:15,706 and trick-or-treating with the cousins. 1378 01:05:15,788 --> 01:05:16,949 Cassie lives in Pasadena now? 1379 01:05:17,039 --> 01:05:19,291 Yes. She and Sam moved there a couple months ago. 1380 01:05:19,374 --> 01:05:20,776 Okay, I don't really know Pasadena. 1381 01:05:20,834 --> 01:05:23,813 - I'll figure it out. What's the address? - My mom is looking forward to it... 1382 01:05:23,837 --> 01:05:25,839 - I'll text Sam. - ...and Cassie and Sam are mad. 1383 01:05:25,923 --> 01:05:27,254 - Mad at who? - You. 1384 01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:29,503 - Cassie and Sam? - You can understand that. 1385 01:05:29,593 --> 01:05:31,805 So, I think we should probably do separate Halloweens. 1386 01:05:31,887 --> 01:05:34,409 But if you're okay with it, then shouldn't they be okay with it? 1387 01:05:34,473 --> 01:05:36,785 - Let's do it this way this time. - Do you not want me there? 1388 01:05:36,809 --> 01:05:37,680 I'm fine with it. 1389 01:05:37,768 --> 01:05:39,730 - Okay. - It'll be nice for him. 1390 01:05:39,812 --> 01:05:41,143 He'll have two Halloweens. 1391 01:05:42,064 --> 01:05:45,437 What am I going to do with him for second Halloween? Walk around Sunset Boulevard? 1392 01:05:45,526 --> 01:05:49,239 Maybe the hotel has something. Or you can drive to a different neighborhood. 1393 01:05:52,866 --> 01:05:55,779 The sun sets forever. 1394 01:05:57,037 --> 01:05:59,960 There shall never be another dawn. 1395 01:06:01,083 --> 01:06:02,084 No! 1396 01:06:03,669 --> 01:06:05,460 Lady... 1397 01:06:05,963 --> 01:06:08,966 I require the solace of the shadows... 1398 01:06:10,008 --> 01:06:11,349 and the dark! 1399 01:06:30,738 --> 01:06:33,821 Okay, ready for Halloween? 1400 01:06:34,575 --> 01:06:36,286 - Hi. - Wow, elaborate. 1401 01:06:36,744 --> 01:06:39,305 Sweetheart, don't forget to wear your jacket. It's getting colder. 1402 01:06:39,329 --> 01:06:41,474 - This is a nice house. - Ready to go back out? 1403 01:06:41,498 --> 01:06:42,976 - He has to pee. - No, I don't. 1404 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,001 He does. 1405 01:06:44,251 --> 01:06:46,463 Uh, some of his men are in here and also Bear-Bear. 1406 01:06:46,545 --> 01:06:48,690 You can keep that Bear-Bear, because I got another one. 1407 01:06:48,714 --> 01:06:50,395 Does he know that there are two Bear-Bears? 1408 01:06:50,423 --> 01:06:52,926 - It was his idea. - David Bowie, right? Station to Station? 1409 01:06:53,552 --> 01:06:54,553 Let's Dance. 1410 01:06:55,137 --> 01:06:57,840 Henry, have a great Halloween with Daddy, okay? 1411 01:06:59,767 --> 01:07:00,768 Have fun. 1412 01:07:04,021 --> 01:07:05,903 Go pee and then we're going back out. 1413 01:07:06,314 --> 01:07:07,876 I'm too tired. 1414 01:07:07,900 --> 01:07:10,442 Go pee, and then we're going to go drive to Halloween. 1415 01:07:10,861 --> 01:07:12,703 This block looks promising. 1416 01:07:13,488 --> 01:07:14,820 I wish Halloween was over. 1417 01:07:14,907 --> 01:07:16,318 Well, it isn't. 1418 01:07:16,659 --> 01:07:18,991 If we were in New York, we could be walking. 1419 01:07:19,202 --> 01:07:22,205 But I like that we're sitting right now. I like to sit. 1420 01:07:22,665 --> 01:07:26,038 That's true, Los Angeles does have sitting going for it. 1421 01:07:26,418 --> 01:07:29,001 I think that's why I like Los Angeles better. 1422 01:07:29,087 --> 01:07:30,178 Because you get to sit? 1423 01:07:30,255 --> 01:07:32,377 No, because I like my friends here better. 1424 01:07:32,549 --> 01:07:33,681 That's not true. 1425 01:07:34,384 --> 01:07:36,807 What about Horatio and Poppy? 1426 01:07:36,887 --> 01:07:38,889 Horatio doesn't like me anymore. 1427 01:07:39,347 --> 01:07:40,689 And I don't like Poppy. 1428 01:07:41,141 --> 01:07:42,522 Here, I have Axel. 1429 01:07:42,601 --> 01:07:45,353 Axel's hilarious. I think you'd like him, Dad. 1430 01:07:46,354 --> 01:07:47,736 And my family's here. 1431 01:07:48,941 --> 01:07:49,942 Besides you. 1432 01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:19,132 Everyone's asleep. 1433 01:09:10,689 --> 01:09:11,690 I need to pee! 1434 01:09:18,405 --> 01:09:19,827 Who gave you a lighter? 1435 01:09:23,076 --> 01:09:24,077 Lift the seat. 1436 01:09:30,333 --> 01:09:32,415 I'm going to have to go back to New York on Monday. 1437 01:09:32,920 --> 01:09:33,961 Did you flush? 1438 01:09:40,761 --> 01:09:41,762 Wash your hands. 1439 01:09:43,430 --> 01:09:44,972 Will you play with me? 1440 01:09:45,974 --> 01:09:47,475 I'm tired, honey. 1441 01:09:59,863 --> 01:10:01,945 Did you hear me? I have to go back to New York. 1442 01:10:02,032 --> 01:10:04,164 Ah, watch out! Whoosh! I'm falling! 1443 01:10:06,661 --> 01:10:09,494 You didn't catch me. 1444 01:10:12,417 --> 01:10:13,418 Okay? 1445 01:10:14,252 --> 01:10:15,503 Why aren't you here more? 1446 01:10:17,089 --> 01:10:19,041 I have to work. 1447 01:10:19,382 --> 01:10:21,384 You know my play is opening on Broadway. 1448 01:10:22,094 --> 01:10:24,046 Is it because you don't want to be near Mom? 1449 01:10:24,137 --> 01:10:26,219 No. You know, like we talked about, 1450 01:10:26,306 --> 01:10:28,859 we both decided not to be together no matter where we are, 1451 01:10:28,934 --> 01:10:30,555 but we both want to be with you. 1452 01:10:31,394 --> 01:10:33,767 But you're not near me if you're in New York. 1453 01:10:34,314 --> 01:10:36,156 Well, we all still live in New York. 1454 01:10:36,817 --> 01:10:38,658 Yeah, but I go to school here. 1455 01:10:39,319 --> 01:10:40,370 Just for right now. 1456 01:10:41,279 --> 01:10:43,661 Like that time we were in Copenhagen for my play. 1457 01:10:43,740 --> 01:10:46,163 Remember all those kids in buckets? 1458 01:10:46,243 --> 01:10:47,414 I like my school here, 1459 01:10:47,494 --> 01:10:50,037 and Mom says we could stay here if we want. 1460 01:10:51,957 --> 01:10:52,958 What do you mean? 1461 01:10:55,002 --> 01:10:56,003 She said that? 1462 01:10:56,253 --> 01:10:57,254 Yeah. 1463 01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:04,932 Vroom. 1464 01:11:06,972 --> 01:11:07,973 Aah! 1465 01:11:24,781 --> 01:11:27,324 - Hello? - Are you moving out here? 1466 01:11:28,410 --> 01:11:31,180 - Did you find a lawyer? - Yes. Henry says you're moving here. 1467 01:11:31,204 --> 01:11:32,455 Have your lawyer call Nora. 1468 01:11:32,539 --> 01:11:33,871 I want to talk about it as us. 1469 01:11:33,957 --> 01:11:34,958 Who the fuck is "us"? 1470 01:11:35,042 --> 01:11:37,124 Let's just get in a room, you and me. 1471 01:11:37,210 --> 01:11:38,751 That's what we always said we'd do. 1472 01:11:38,837 --> 01:11:41,232 - My lawyers wouldn't let me sign anything. - It's our divorce. 1473 01:11:41,256 --> 01:11:43,468 They say I could later sue them for malpractice. 1474 01:11:44,467 --> 01:11:45,798 What am I walking into? 1475 01:11:45,886 --> 01:11:47,267 What are you walking into? 1476 01:11:47,345 --> 01:11:48,977 Yes, what the fuck is going on?! 1477 01:11:49,056 --> 01:11:52,689 I read your fucking emails, Charlie! I read them all. 1478 01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:54,868 - When? - I don't know, recently. 1479 01:11:54,937 --> 01:11:56,497 - Shit. - You're a fucking liar. 1480 01:11:56,521 --> 01:11:59,194 - You fucked Mary Ann! - It was after I was sleeping on the couch. 1481 01:11:59,274 --> 01:12:00,946 All this bullshit about working on us. 1482 01:12:01,026 --> 01:12:02,898 You know what? I have been working. 1483 01:12:02,986 --> 01:12:04,647 I've been doing the work alone. 1484 01:12:04,737 --> 01:12:06,069 How did you read my emails? 1485 01:12:06,156 --> 01:12:08,538 I hacked into your account, you dumb fuck! 1486 01:12:08,616 --> 01:12:09,747 I think that's illegal! 1487 01:12:09,826 --> 01:12:12,409 Don't give me this shit about being surprised about LA. 1488 01:12:12,495 --> 01:12:14,157 Surprise! I have my own opinions. 1489 01:12:14,247 --> 01:12:16,409 How do you even know how to do something like that? 1490 01:12:16,499 --> 01:12:18,461 Surprise! I want things that aren't what you want, 1491 01:12:18,501 --> 01:12:20,423 because, surprise, you were fucking another lady. 1492 01:12:20,462 --> 01:12:23,585 It was one time! I think you're conflating two different things. 1493 01:12:23,673 --> 01:12:25,305 Mary Ann has nothing to do with LA. 1494 01:12:25,383 --> 01:12:26,975 I am conflating, motherfucker! 1495 01:12:27,052 --> 01:12:28,513 You watch me conflate! 1496 01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:34,347 Did you just stamp your foot? 1497 01:12:34,809 --> 01:12:37,602 I don't think I've ever done that before. I'm just so angry. 1498 01:12:39,940 --> 01:12:42,863 - You look like you needed one. - Yes, I do, thanks. 1499 01:12:43,902 --> 01:12:46,905 You know, the Japanese are making really interesting tequila right now. 1500 01:12:47,614 --> 01:12:48,865 That's exciting, I guess. 1501 01:12:50,117 --> 01:12:52,749 - What are you so angry about? - My fucking ex-husband. 1502 01:12:53,286 --> 01:12:56,619 I spent all this time feeling guilty, and he's so self-absorbed. 1503 01:12:56,706 --> 01:12:57,707 It's pointless. 1504 01:12:58,166 --> 01:13:00,048 It's a game I'm playing with myself. 1505 01:13:01,211 --> 01:13:04,264 Oh, hey, Pablo. Uh, we met at... 1506 01:13:04,339 --> 01:13:06,381 - You held the bounce board. - The flirty grip. 1507 01:13:10,053 --> 01:13:12,425 - Here's what I want you to only do, okay? - What? 1508 01:13:12,597 --> 01:13:14,769 - I want you to finger me. - What? 1509 01:13:14,849 --> 01:13:16,721 - Just finger me. - Okay. 1510 01:13:16,809 --> 01:13:19,642 That's all we're going to do, just fingering. Okay? 1511 01:13:20,272 --> 01:13:22,024 I'm changing my whole fucking life. 1512 01:13:28,113 --> 01:13:31,696 Nicole and Charlie's son, Henry, was born here in Los Angeles. 1513 01:13:31,783 --> 01:13:34,947 He currently attends Laurel Elementary in Laurel Canyon, 1514 01:13:35,037 --> 01:13:36,868 and Nicole works in Hollywood 1515 01:13:36,955 --> 01:13:39,547 while also maintaining a full schedule as a mother 1516 01:13:39,958 --> 01:13:42,750 with classes of swim, art, 1517 01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:45,628 gym, and music, as well as play groups. 1518 01:13:46,589 --> 01:13:49,672 Nicole is Henry's primary custodial parent, 1519 01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:54,144 and to the extent that Charlie would like to exercise his custodial time, 1520 01:13:54,222 --> 01:13:57,515 he should be making efforts to visit Henry here in California. 1521 01:13:57,600 --> 01:13:59,392 Nora, you seem to be ignoring the fact 1522 01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:02,650 that they lived in New York for ten years. 1523 01:14:02,855 --> 01:14:06,189 My client worked in New York for several years, that's true. 1524 01:14:06,276 --> 01:14:08,578 But Nicole was born and bred right here in LA. 1525 01:14:09,112 --> 01:14:12,325 She and Charlie would come here most holidays and summers 1526 01:14:12,407 --> 01:14:13,698 to spend time with her family, 1527 01:14:13,783 --> 01:14:15,245 who all live in LA. 1528 01:14:15,743 --> 01:14:17,745 She and Charlie were married in LA. 1529 01:14:18,496 --> 01:14:19,817 Would you like to see the photos? 1530 01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:21,784 No, I don't need to see the photos. 1531 01:14:22,250 --> 01:14:24,382 Although I'm sure they both look beautiful. 1532 01:14:25,587 --> 01:14:27,629 It's my client's expectation 1533 01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:30,383 that after this TV show is completed, 1534 01:14:30,467 --> 01:14:32,429 the parties will move back to New York 1535 01:14:32,510 --> 01:14:34,302 where they currently keep an apartment. 1536 01:14:34,387 --> 01:14:37,510 And it's my understanding that Charlie promised Nicole 1537 01:14:37,599 --> 01:14:40,892 that they would spend more time in Los Angeles during the marriage. 1538 01:14:40,977 --> 01:14:43,900 But because of his insistence that his work keep them in New York, 1539 01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:47,864 Nicole ended up staying there much longer than she ever anticipated. 1540 01:14:49,486 --> 01:14:51,238 In fact, a few years ago, 1541 01:14:51,529 --> 01:14:54,912 Charlie was offered a residency at the Geffen Playhouse 1542 01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:57,664 that would have taken his work and his family 1543 01:14:58,078 --> 01:15:00,080 to Los Angeles for a year. 1544 01:15:00,830 --> 01:15:02,542 And he, um... 1545 01:15:02,624 --> 01:15:03,665 turned it down. 1546 01:15:04,209 --> 01:15:06,211 Even though that was Nicole's desire. 1547 01:15:06,294 --> 01:15:10,428 He wanted to maintain consistency for his family and his child. 1548 01:15:10,507 --> 01:15:12,639 Was this the same consistency he wanted to maintain 1549 01:15:12,717 --> 01:15:16,181 when they went to Copenhagen for six months so he could direct a play? 1550 01:15:16,263 --> 01:15:19,346 Now, while I understand Charlie lives in New York... 1551 01:15:19,932 --> 01:15:23,726 and when it's convenient to his work schedule, he flies out to see his son... 1552 01:15:23,811 --> 01:15:26,274 He flies out here every chance he gets, at great expense. 1553 01:15:26,356 --> 01:15:28,568 I don't see any reason you can't be out here full time. 1554 01:15:28,650 --> 01:15:30,211 He makes his living in New York. 1555 01:15:30,235 --> 01:15:32,777 - Sorry, do we want to contemplate lunch? - Good idea. 1556 01:15:32,862 --> 01:15:34,864 I'll order now so it'll come when we're all hungry. 1557 01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:35,948 Yeah. Mm. 1558 01:15:35,990 --> 01:15:38,094 - Everyone good with Manny's? - I'd love Manny's. 1559 01:15:38,118 --> 01:15:39,119 Mm-hmm. 1560 01:15:39,161 --> 01:15:40,412 Have you had Manny's? 1561 01:15:41,204 --> 01:15:42,075 Oh, you'll love it. 1562 01:15:42,164 --> 01:15:44,786 Just really yummy sandwiches and salads. 1563 01:15:44,874 --> 01:15:46,376 I'll have the BLT. 1564 01:15:46,459 --> 01:15:47,460 Dad? 1565 01:15:48,044 --> 01:15:49,045 Turkey. 1566 01:15:49,212 --> 01:15:50,543 I'll have the BLT. 1567 01:15:50,922 --> 01:15:52,624 - You'll have the kale? - Kale salad. 1568 01:16:01,891 --> 01:16:02,892 Uh... 1569 01:16:10,567 --> 01:16:11,698 I don't know, sorry. 1570 01:16:13,861 --> 01:16:15,363 Charlie will have, um... 1571 01:16:17,282 --> 01:16:18,283 the Greek salad, 1572 01:16:18,700 --> 01:16:21,453 but with lemon and olive oil instead of the Greek dressing. 1573 01:16:21,536 --> 01:16:22,367 Okay. 1574 01:16:22,454 --> 01:16:24,866 - I'll have the Chinese chicken salad. - Okay, sure. 1575 01:16:24,956 --> 01:16:25,957 Thank you. 1576 01:16:29,502 --> 01:16:32,505 Congratulations, Charlie, on your grant. Nicole told me. 1577 01:16:32,589 --> 01:16:33,630 Oh, thank you. 1578 01:16:33,715 --> 01:16:35,046 He's a genius. 1579 01:16:36,384 --> 01:16:39,177 Well, I told Nicole I loved your play. 1580 01:16:39,262 --> 01:16:40,973 - Ah. Really. - Oh, thanks. 1581 01:16:41,348 --> 01:16:43,270 You are one smart cookie. 1582 01:16:44,309 --> 01:16:45,480 Oh, thanks. 1583 01:16:45,560 --> 01:16:47,812 I would just love to... 1584 01:16:47,895 --> 01:16:50,238 crawl inside that brain. 1585 01:16:50,648 --> 01:16:54,942 There was that one moment when you smell the toast, smell. 1586 01:16:55,945 --> 01:16:58,828 It was literally my favorite thing that I saw that year. 1587 01:16:58,906 --> 01:17:01,369 - Thanks. - Truly genius. 1588 01:17:01,451 --> 01:17:02,452 Thank you. 1589 01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:05,205 I was sorry to hear it closed on Broadway. 1590 01:17:05,580 --> 01:17:07,081 They couldn't smell the toast. 1591 01:17:08,458 --> 01:17:10,089 It was so emotional. 1592 01:17:11,378 --> 01:17:13,590 It's very competitive, I imagine. 1593 01:17:15,047 --> 01:17:18,551 Now, when Charlie is in Los Angeles, 1594 01:17:18,635 --> 01:17:21,928 Nicole, of course, agrees that it will be best for Henry 1595 01:17:22,389 --> 01:17:24,721 that he see each parent equally. 1596 01:17:26,518 --> 01:17:30,312 It's very nice out here, Charlie. You should give it a chance. 1597 01:17:30,397 --> 01:17:32,859 - Yeah, and the space... you can't beat it. - Mmm. 1598 01:17:32,940 --> 01:17:33,981 I love it too. 1599 01:17:34,817 --> 01:17:38,110 But all of our personal feelings about the two cities aside, 1600 01:17:38,196 --> 01:17:42,410 we don't share your assertion that the couple is an LA-based family. 1601 01:17:42,492 --> 01:17:44,794 It was very clearly their deal 1602 01:17:44,869 --> 01:17:48,162 that they would go back to New York after Nicole finished her show. 1603 01:17:48,248 --> 01:17:49,799 I'm not aware of any deal. 1604 01:17:50,583 --> 01:17:52,295 Well, I didn't get it in writing. 1605 01:17:55,213 --> 01:17:58,216 Charlie, is this like the deal that you made 1606 01:17:58,300 --> 01:18:01,753 that you Nicole would spend more time in LA during your marriage? 1607 01:18:01,844 --> 01:18:04,677 We didn't have a deal. It was something we discussed. 1608 01:18:04,764 --> 01:18:05,855 But... 1609 01:18:05,932 --> 01:18:08,815 So, it's a deal when it's something you want 1610 01:18:08,893 --> 01:18:11,015 and a discussion when Nicole wants it? 1611 01:18:14,316 --> 01:18:15,317 Sidebar... 1612 01:18:16,276 --> 01:18:19,199 Nora, do you have a spare office where Charlie and I can sidebar? 1613 01:18:19,279 --> 01:18:20,119 Sure. 1614 01:18:20,196 --> 01:18:22,118 - Can you, um... - I can show you. 1615 01:18:22,657 --> 01:18:23,658 Come on. 1616 01:18:29,497 --> 01:18:32,420 - Nora is a very good lawyer. - Uh-huh. 1617 01:18:33,585 --> 01:18:34,916 - Tough, right? - Yeah. 1618 01:18:35,503 --> 01:18:38,386 And you're in a bind because you've shown you're willing to fly out here 1619 01:18:38,465 --> 01:18:40,257 and rent an apartment to see your son. 1620 01:18:40,342 --> 01:18:42,043 - You told me to do that. - I know that. 1621 01:18:42,134 --> 01:18:45,388 And I'm doing that because I want to see my kid, not to set a precedent. 1622 01:18:45,472 --> 01:18:48,054 Yes, but unfortunately, you are setting a precedent. 1623 01:18:48,850 --> 01:18:50,472 And a judge might look at it that way. 1624 01:18:50,560 --> 01:18:53,773 What's the alternative? I stay in New York and never come out here? 1625 01:18:53,855 --> 01:18:55,857 No, because then it would look to the court 1626 01:18:55,940 --> 01:18:57,812 like you don't care about seeing your son. 1627 01:18:57,900 --> 01:19:01,063 Court or no court? Stop saying "court" and then "never court." 1628 01:19:01,153 --> 01:19:03,906 Well, the way this is going, we may have to go to court. 1629 01:19:04,532 --> 01:19:07,204 - Are you aware of how maddening you sound? - I am. 1630 01:19:08,536 --> 01:19:10,328 And I know it seems unfair. 1631 01:19:14,041 --> 01:19:15,383 But imagine if you were... 1632 01:19:16,419 --> 01:19:19,332 a poor mother whose husband abandons her, 1633 01:19:19,422 --> 01:19:21,173 and then refuses to pay anything. 1634 01:19:22,925 --> 01:19:25,678 That's what the system is trying to protect people from. 1635 01:19:27,930 --> 01:19:28,931 Listen... 1636 01:19:29,682 --> 01:19:31,053 if I were representing you... 1637 01:19:31,142 --> 01:19:32,304 You are representing me. 1638 01:19:32,394 --> 01:19:33,895 Right, no, of course. No... 1639 01:19:34,687 --> 01:19:38,601 I don't see a judge moving this child from California. 1640 01:19:38,691 --> 01:19:40,483 I think we try and settle today. 1641 01:19:40,902 --> 01:19:42,854 Settle meaning what? 1642 01:19:43,655 --> 01:19:44,656 She gets LA. 1643 01:19:44,697 --> 01:19:46,108 No, Bert, just... 1644 01:19:47,158 --> 01:19:48,159 No. 1645 01:19:48,410 --> 01:19:49,991 I mean, we have to win this. 1646 01:19:50,370 --> 01:19:53,082 Remember, the win is what's best for Henry. 1647 01:19:53,164 --> 01:19:55,607 And if you guys go to court, he's going to get pulled into it. 1648 01:19:55,667 --> 01:19:58,710 But if he stays here and I stay in New York, that's just... 1649 01:19:59,086 --> 01:20:00,087 then I won't... 1650 01:20:00,838 --> 01:20:02,840 I'll never get to really be his parent again. 1651 01:20:02,924 --> 01:20:03,755 It'll be different. 1652 01:20:03,841 --> 01:20:04,882 It won't exist. 1653 01:20:05,343 --> 01:20:06,844 So maybe you move here. 1654 01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:09,051 You heard what Aamir said about space. 1655 01:20:09,138 --> 01:20:11,771 Fuck the space, Bert! Fuck the space! 1656 01:20:11,849 --> 01:20:15,232 I'll do whatever you want me to do, but this is my advice. 1657 01:20:15,311 --> 01:20:17,354 I've seen these things go on and on, 1658 01:20:17,647 --> 01:20:20,490 and the burden of these battles is immeasurable. 1659 01:20:20,567 --> 01:20:24,611 I had a client get colon cancer and die before he and his wife came to agreement. 1660 01:20:24,696 --> 01:20:26,147 What about filing in New York? 1661 01:20:26,238 --> 01:20:27,319 It's too late. 1662 01:20:27,657 --> 01:20:29,659 And even if you did, I don't think it would matter. 1663 01:20:29,701 --> 01:20:31,543 They're being reasonable financially, you know? 1664 01:20:31,619 --> 01:20:34,251 You're... You're lucky they didn't ask for half your grant money. 1665 01:20:34,330 --> 01:20:37,142 She wouldn't do that. She knows I put all that money back in my theater. 1666 01:20:37,166 --> 01:20:38,758 If this continues, she might. 1667 01:20:39,210 --> 01:20:41,463 The actors and crew all rely on that money. 1668 01:20:41,546 --> 01:20:43,508 The court would never agree with this, right? 1669 01:20:43,590 --> 01:20:46,513 Whether they do or not, it'll cost you half your grant money 1670 01:20:46,593 --> 01:20:48,014 to go to court and prove it. 1671 01:20:50,930 --> 01:20:52,101 I feel like a criminal. 1672 01:20:53,057 --> 01:20:54,679 But you didn't commit any crime. 1673 01:20:54,767 --> 01:20:56,098 It doesn't feel that way. 1674 01:20:56,185 --> 01:20:58,438 If we give on LA right now, 1675 01:20:58,688 --> 01:21:00,530 and then try to make the best deal possible, 1676 01:21:00,607 --> 01:21:02,649 I think we can get her to give on other fronts. 1677 01:21:02,734 --> 01:21:04,646 There are no other fronts! 1678 01:21:05,612 --> 01:21:06,783 This is the thing! 1679 01:21:07,530 --> 01:21:09,572 He needs to know that I fought for him! 1680 01:21:09,657 --> 01:21:10,658 He'll know. 1681 01:21:25,172 --> 01:21:27,901 I should never have let her come out here with Henry. 1682 01:21:27,925 --> 01:21:30,307 If it wasn't LA and New York, it'd be something else. 1683 01:21:30,386 --> 01:21:33,810 You'd be fighting about a house, or a school district, or... 1684 01:21:35,224 --> 01:21:36,355 You know what this is like? 1685 01:21:36,434 --> 01:21:40,438 This is like that joke about the woman at the hairdresser, she's going to Rome. 1686 01:21:40,522 --> 01:21:42,393 - Do you know this? - I don't. 1687 01:21:42,482 --> 01:21:44,404 This woman is at her hairdresser and she says, 1688 01:21:44,484 --> 01:21:45,865 "I'm going to Rome on holiday." 1689 01:21:45,943 --> 01:21:48,446 And he says, "Oh, really? What... what airline are you taking?" 1690 01:21:48,530 --> 01:21:49,941 She says, "Alitalia." 1691 01:21:50,156 --> 01:21:52,288 He says, "Alitalia? Are you crazy? 1692 01:21:52,366 --> 01:21:54,619 That's the worst... That's terrible. Don't take that." 1693 01:21:54,702 --> 01:21:56,263 He says, "Where are you going to stay?" 1694 01:21:56,328 --> 01:21:58,090 She says, "I'm going to stay at the Hassler." 1695 01:21:58,122 --> 01:22:00,204 "The Hassler? What, are you kidding? 1696 01:22:00,291 --> 01:22:03,204 They're renovating the Hassler. You'll hear hammering all night long. 1697 01:22:03,294 --> 01:22:05,246 You won't sleep. What are you going to see?" 1698 01:22:05,337 --> 01:22:07,750 She says, "I think I'm going to try to go to the Vatican." 1699 01:22:07,840 --> 01:22:10,252 "The Vatican? You'll be standing in line all day long. 1700 01:22:10,342 --> 01:22:11,779 You'll never get to see anything..." 1701 01:22:11,803 --> 01:22:14,005 I'm sorry, Bert, am I paying for this joke? 1702 01:22:16,223 --> 01:22:18,606 Whatever happens here, it's temporary. 1703 01:22:19,351 --> 01:22:22,354 He's growing up. He's going to have opinions on the subject. 1704 01:22:22,814 --> 01:22:24,686 Time is on your side, Charlie. 1705 01:22:26,442 --> 01:22:28,615 Maybe he'll do college on the East Coast. 1706 01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:41,631 I have most of my coins, like my quarters and dimes at Daddy's... 1707 01:22:41,708 --> 01:22:43,670 - Right. - ...but I'm keeping my dollars 1708 01:22:43,751 --> 01:22:45,883 and my one twenty at yours, okay? 1709 01:22:46,337 --> 01:22:50,542 So, that is one twenty plus 50, what is that? 1710 01:22:50,883 --> 01:22:51,964 Goddamn it. 1711 01:22:52,468 --> 01:22:53,469 What's "Goddamn it"? 1712 01:22:53,553 --> 01:22:55,434 Did you guys lose power where you are? 1713 01:22:55,513 --> 01:22:57,645 Dad? Did we lose power? 1714 01:22:58,140 --> 01:22:59,141 No. 1715 01:22:59,601 --> 01:23:02,473 There's rolling blackouts in the hills and now... 1716 01:23:03,062 --> 01:23:05,525 Oh, damn it. Now the gate won't close. 1717 01:23:05,607 --> 01:23:07,108 Her gate won't close. 1718 01:23:12,655 --> 01:23:13,656 Mom! 1719 01:23:13,990 --> 01:23:14,991 Hey. 1720 01:23:17,493 --> 01:23:19,763 - Can we go see my room? - Yeah, of course. 1721 01:23:19,787 --> 01:23:21,509 - You tried all the... - I tried everything. 1722 01:23:21,539 --> 01:23:23,250 Sorry I made you come out. 1723 01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:24,173 It's fine. 1724 01:23:24,291 --> 01:23:26,293 - I just... - You don't want your gate open. 1725 01:23:26,460 --> 01:23:27,461 Right. 1726 01:23:27,712 --> 01:23:31,175 - There should be a panel or something... - Maybe this is something here. 1727 01:23:33,342 --> 01:23:34,724 - It's a cute house. - Oh, yeah. 1728 01:23:34,802 --> 01:23:36,514 I mean, from what I can see. 1729 01:23:36,596 --> 01:23:37,597 Thanks. 1730 01:23:41,392 --> 01:23:42,513 You're getting shaggy. 1731 01:23:42,602 --> 01:23:45,194 Yeah, I have to find a hair cutter. 1732 01:23:46,773 --> 01:23:47,904 You want me to cut it? 1733 01:23:48,816 --> 01:23:49,817 Okay. 1734 01:24:00,703 --> 01:24:01,744 Close your eyes. 1735 01:24:06,834 --> 01:24:07,835 He's out. 1736 01:24:08,169 --> 01:24:09,831 Maybe he should stay here tonight. 1737 01:24:11,130 --> 01:24:12,131 It's my night. 1738 01:24:41,202 --> 01:24:43,865 Hey, come on. We're going. Come on. Let's take a walk. Right? 1739 01:24:43,955 --> 01:24:45,276 Yeah, we're going to take a walk. 1740 01:24:45,331 --> 01:24:47,392 - We're taking a walk. - Fine, all right. She's crazy. 1741 01:24:47,416 --> 01:24:48,798 We're mostly finished. 1742 01:24:49,418 --> 01:24:51,971 Bert and I hammered out 90 percent of the details, 1743 01:24:52,046 --> 01:24:55,169 and there's a couple minor things hanging, 1744 01:24:55,257 --> 01:24:56,378 but it should be easy. 1745 01:24:57,343 --> 01:24:59,676 And then the judge makes your divorce official. 1746 01:25:00,554 --> 01:25:01,636 Oh. That's good. 1747 01:25:04,475 --> 01:25:06,427 - Fuck me. - What? 1748 01:25:06,518 --> 01:25:08,390 Who's that? 1749 01:25:08,479 --> 01:25:11,232 Oh, Charlie shouldn't have done this. 1750 01:25:11,315 --> 01:25:12,897 What do you mean? Where's Bert? 1751 01:25:12,984 --> 01:25:16,607 This means that everything we've agreed upon now is off the table. 1752 01:25:17,029 --> 01:25:18,110 We've got LA, right? 1753 01:25:18,197 --> 01:25:20,249 Not with Jay Marotta representing him. 1754 01:25:20,825 --> 01:25:22,286 This is a street fight now. 1755 01:25:22,368 --> 01:25:25,912 And I'm going to have to ask for things that we wouldn't normally ask for. 1756 01:25:26,497 --> 01:25:29,000 This system rewards bad behavior. 1757 01:25:30,459 --> 01:25:31,631 - Jay. - Hey. 1758 01:25:31,711 --> 01:25:32,712 Hi. 1759 01:25:32,837 --> 01:25:35,049 I saw Miriam at Madeo the other night. 1760 01:25:35,131 --> 01:25:36,592 - Yeah? - Looking very handsome. 1761 01:25:36,674 --> 01:25:39,677 Oh, you know, you should come to our Stand Up To Cancer event. 1762 01:25:39,761 --> 01:25:42,003 - Uh, John Legend's going to play. - Oh, love him. 1763 01:25:42,054 --> 01:25:44,157 Okay? It's going to be at the Beverly Hilton, I think. 1764 01:25:44,181 --> 01:25:45,242 - Great. - Okay? 1765 01:25:45,266 --> 01:25:47,028 She said you're spending more time in Malibu. 1766 01:25:47,059 --> 01:25:48,600 - Oh, really? - Me too. 1767 01:25:48,686 --> 01:25:50,648 I haven't seen her since that building was ICM. 1768 01:25:51,689 --> 01:25:52,900 A little history... 1769 01:25:54,483 --> 01:25:56,736 Ten years ago, Charlie takes a risk 1770 01:25:56,819 --> 01:26:01,443 when he first hires Nicole as an actress in his play in New York City. 1771 01:26:02,158 --> 01:26:04,701 He's a well-regarded up-and-coming director 1772 01:26:04,786 --> 01:26:06,237 of the avant-garde. 1773 01:26:06,537 --> 01:26:09,741 And she's known as the girl in that college sex movie 1774 01:26:09,832 --> 01:26:11,834 who takes her top off. 1775 01:26:12,001 --> 01:26:14,104 - My client will not be slut-shamed... - Ten years on... 1776 01:26:14,128 --> 01:26:15,299 ...for an artistic choice. 1777 01:26:15,379 --> 01:26:17,752 ...and many prestigious theater roles later... 1778 01:26:18,257 --> 01:26:20,850 she becomes an actress of great credibility. 1779 01:26:20,927 --> 01:26:23,179 And it's because of that credibility, 1780 01:26:23,470 --> 01:26:27,314 that she's offered the lead role in a major television show. 1781 01:26:27,391 --> 01:26:30,815 This new opportunity is thanks to Charlie. 1782 01:26:30,895 --> 01:26:34,859 Your Honor, we shouldn't have to pay support money at this point. 1783 01:26:35,775 --> 01:26:39,528 In fact, Charlie is entitled to half her TV money, 1784 01:26:40,071 --> 01:26:42,613 present and future earnings of the show. 1785 01:26:45,201 --> 01:26:49,245 Charlie's just received the enormous sum of $650,000 1786 01:26:49,330 --> 01:26:50,782 in the form of a MacArthur grant. 1787 01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:52,935 - Of which he gets... - This is for the theater work... 1788 01:26:52,959 --> 01:26:55,631 - ...he conducted during the marriage. - ...in 125,000 installments 1789 01:26:55,711 --> 01:26:56,963 ...over five years. 1790 01:26:57,046 --> 01:26:59,482 - So by Jay's same logic, this is work... - He uses the money... 1791 01:26:59,506 --> 01:27:02,194 - ...that Nicole contributed to. - to employ actors and crew members... 1792 01:27:02,218 --> 01:27:04,780 - One at a time, please. - ...and to pay debts that he's accumulated 1793 01:27:04,804 --> 01:27:07,686 with his theater company that stars his wife. 1794 01:27:10,517 --> 01:27:12,810 - Bless you. - Not only did she turn down 1795 01:27:12,895 --> 01:27:14,857 a lucrative and successful career in movies 1796 01:27:14,939 --> 01:27:17,231 to perform in his little theater, 1797 01:27:17,817 --> 01:27:21,821 but she actually supplied Charlie with a loan early on to help out. 1798 01:27:21,904 --> 01:27:24,406 - Which he paid back. - She lent her name to the marquee, 1799 01:27:24,490 --> 01:27:26,760 which was the principle reason people came to the theater. 1800 01:27:26,784 --> 01:27:28,535 That may have been true ten years ago. 1801 01:27:28,619 --> 01:27:32,784 And in turn, she helped establish Charlie's reputation. 1802 01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:34,832 Now, over the next ten years, 1803 01:27:34,917 --> 01:27:38,000 she was subsequently offered parts in movies, TV shows, 1804 01:27:38,129 --> 01:27:40,461 most of which she turned down at Charlie's behest 1805 01:27:40,547 --> 01:27:43,220 to be a mom and act in his plays. 1806 01:27:43,801 --> 01:27:47,805 So, while we are willing to be flexible on support, 1807 01:27:47,889 --> 01:27:51,592 we contend that half of Charlie's grant money be split between the parties. 1808 01:27:51,683 --> 01:27:54,146 I don't see how you can claim that she gets half a grant 1809 01:27:54,228 --> 01:27:56,190 dedicated to his genius. 1810 01:27:56,272 --> 01:27:57,833 He became a genius during the marriage. 1811 01:27:57,857 --> 01:27:58,778 Oh, come on, Nora. 1812 01:27:58,858 --> 01:28:01,610 Charlie himself, upon hearing that he received the prize, 1813 01:28:01,693 --> 01:28:03,986 told Nicole that it belonged to her too. 1814 01:28:04,363 --> 01:28:06,495 That's what people say when they win awards. 1815 01:28:06,573 --> 01:28:09,536 Mmm. No, he was implying what was true. 1816 01:28:10,244 --> 01:28:13,707 His genius was an intangible asset built during the marriage. 1817 01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:16,833 Nora, I like how you refer to Charlie's theater 1818 01:28:16,918 --> 01:28:19,500 as a ramshackle downtown dump 1819 01:28:19,586 --> 01:28:21,088 when you're arguing custody, 1820 01:28:21,172 --> 01:28:23,124 but when you want more money, 1821 01:28:23,382 --> 01:28:25,885 he's a big, rich, genius Broadway director. 1822 01:28:25,968 --> 01:28:27,259 You can't have it both ways. 1823 01:28:27,344 --> 01:28:28,345 Oh, really? Why not? 1824 01:28:28,846 --> 01:28:31,058 And whether you think it's fair or not, Jay, 1825 01:28:31,765 --> 01:28:34,188 the first monetary installment from the MacArthur grant 1826 01:28:34,268 --> 01:28:37,080 was put into a joint marital account, and thus became communal property. 1827 01:28:37,104 --> 01:28:39,736 Fuck. You shouldn't have put that money in a joint account. 1828 01:28:39,815 --> 01:28:42,878 There's not going to be anything left, anyway. I'm using it all to divorce her. 1829 01:28:42,902 --> 01:28:45,494 Nora, I have to say that your account of this marriage 1830 01:28:45,571 --> 01:28:48,154 takes place in an alternate reality. 1831 01:28:48,740 --> 01:28:54,206 By suddenly moving to LA and insisting on an LA residence, 1832 01:28:54,288 --> 01:28:56,410 Nicole is withholding Henry... 1833 01:28:56,498 --> 01:28:59,311 - Counsel, please be seated. - ...alienating him from his father, 1834 01:28:59,335 --> 01:29:02,298 which has turned Charlie's world upside down. 1835 01:29:02,379 --> 01:29:04,149 - Counselor? - It amounts to an ambush. 1836 01:29:04,173 --> 01:29:06,345 "Witholding," Jay? Really? "Alienating"? 1837 01:29:06,758 --> 01:29:08,050 Well, those are fighting words, 1838 01:29:08,135 --> 01:29:11,178 and it's simply false and does nothing to further this settlement. 1839 01:29:12,348 --> 01:29:15,231 Your recap of this situation is outrageous. 1840 01:29:15,309 --> 01:29:18,312 And although California is, without doubt, a no-fault state, 1841 01:29:18,395 --> 01:29:21,568 it bears mentioning in the accurate recap of this situation 1842 01:29:21,648 --> 01:29:23,570 that Charlie had had extramarital affairs. 1843 01:29:23,650 --> 01:29:26,243 - An extramarital affair. - Do you really want me to go there? 1844 01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:28,282 - Yeah, let's go there. - Okay. 1845 01:29:28,447 --> 01:29:31,450 Nicole has admitted to hacking Charlie's computer 1846 01:29:31,533 --> 01:29:32,945 and reading his emails, 1847 01:29:33,035 --> 01:29:35,447 which, if proven, is a felony. 1848 01:29:35,787 --> 01:29:37,579 And, Nora, I don't think you'd be too happy 1849 01:29:37,664 --> 01:29:41,048 if I ask Nicole about her alcohol consumption in the evenings. 1850 01:29:41,127 --> 01:29:41,958 What? 1851 01:29:42,044 --> 01:29:44,626 She confided in Charlie one night recently, 1852 01:29:44,713 --> 01:29:47,096 having just carried Henry to bed, 1853 01:29:47,174 --> 01:29:51,518 that she was having trouble standing while walking down the staircase. 1854 01:29:52,179 --> 01:29:55,142 And from what I understand, this is not an isolated event. 1855 01:29:55,224 --> 01:29:57,396 So you let me know, Nora, 1856 01:29:57,476 --> 01:29:59,818 - and we will go there as needed. - Charlie? 1857 01:30:00,854 --> 01:30:01,855 Can I ask you, 1858 01:30:01,939 --> 01:30:03,941 how do you expect to have more time with Henry 1859 01:30:04,025 --> 01:30:06,477 when you don't exercise the time you already have, 1860 01:30:06,568 --> 01:30:08,860 and exercise it responsibly? 1861 01:30:09,405 --> 01:30:12,118 On a recent visit to Los Angeles, 1862 01:30:12,199 --> 01:30:14,831 after failing to call, text, 1863 01:30:14,910 --> 01:30:17,123 communicate in any way, shape, or form, 1864 01:30:17,371 --> 01:30:18,892 Charlie finally arrived two hours late 1865 01:30:18,956 --> 01:30:20,877 to pick up Henry at Nicole's mother's house. 1866 01:30:20,958 --> 01:30:22,879 At that point, the car seat, 1867 01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:26,713 which he had assured Nicole had been professionally installed, 1868 01:30:26,797 --> 01:30:28,209 was clearly not even belted in. 1869 01:30:28,299 --> 01:30:31,236 - It was just sitting in the back seat. - You have to buckle in the car seat. 1870 01:30:31,260 --> 01:30:32,141 - It's the law. - I know. 1871 01:30:32,219 --> 01:30:34,822 - I thought the rental place did it. - They can't. It's a liability. 1872 01:30:34,846 --> 01:30:36,950 I know that now. Once we discovered that, we fixed it. 1873 01:30:36,974 --> 01:30:37,975 Counsel? 1874 01:30:38,892 --> 01:30:40,434 You can see my courtroom is full 1875 01:30:40,519 --> 01:30:44,073 and there are people who don't have the resources your clients have, 1876 01:30:44,481 --> 01:30:47,694 and I'm fairly certain you haven't exhausted, in good faith, 1877 01:30:47,776 --> 01:30:50,079 the arguments in the case of this child. 1878 01:30:50,154 --> 01:30:52,696 In the meantime, we'll keep the status quo. 1879 01:30:52,781 --> 01:30:56,375 This remains an LA family for the time being. 1880 01:30:56,660 --> 01:30:58,952 I took over this department recently, 1881 01:30:59,538 --> 01:31:02,171 and I'm still becoming acquainted with the cases. 1882 01:31:02,249 --> 01:31:06,253 So, I'm going to appoint an expert evaluator 1883 01:31:06,712 --> 01:31:09,675 who knows much more about young children than I do. 1884 01:31:10,341 --> 01:31:12,463 Once the evaluation is done, 1885 01:31:12,676 --> 01:31:15,429 we'll modify the orders where necessary. 1886 01:31:20,517 --> 01:31:21,558 Hey. 1887 01:31:22,228 --> 01:31:23,359 Hey, where's Henry? 1888 01:31:23,979 --> 01:31:26,112 He's with Cassie and her kids at laser tag. 1889 01:31:27,233 --> 01:31:28,354 You want something to drink? 1890 01:31:28,400 --> 01:31:32,064 I have unfiltered tap water, beer, and some juice boxes. 1891 01:31:32,404 --> 01:31:33,525 I'll take a juice box. 1892 01:31:39,703 --> 01:31:41,705 You don't have anything on the walls? 1893 01:31:41,788 --> 01:31:44,911 I don't have anything to put on them except Henry's art, which is being framed. 1894 01:31:44,958 --> 01:31:48,712 I can give you some stuff, you know, until you get some things. 1895 01:31:49,255 --> 01:31:52,468 How about that great picture of Henry on the Staten Island Ferry? 1896 01:31:52,633 --> 01:31:53,794 Aren't you in that one? 1897 01:31:55,302 --> 01:31:56,643 I guess I... You could... 1898 01:31:56,720 --> 01:31:58,323 - cut me out. - I have to leave a day early 1899 01:31:58,347 --> 01:31:59,558 to New York on the 22nd. 1900 01:31:59,640 --> 01:32:01,722 So I was wondering if I could take Henry that Friday. 1901 01:32:01,767 --> 01:32:04,850 Uh, the 22nd. So, that's the 21st? 1902 01:32:05,437 --> 01:32:07,349 Mmm, we have plans, actually. 1903 01:32:07,439 --> 01:32:10,482 We're going to, um, some thing at LACMA with the cousins. 1904 01:32:11,068 --> 01:32:13,160 But could you change it so I could take him? 1905 01:32:13,237 --> 01:32:14,908 Mmm. It's just one night. 1906 01:32:14,988 --> 01:32:16,530 - He's looking forward to it. - Really? 1907 01:32:17,283 --> 01:32:19,365 It's my night, Charlie, we negotiated it. 1908 01:32:19,660 --> 01:32:20,661 Okay, fine. 1909 01:32:21,745 --> 01:32:22,746 But what? 1910 01:32:22,788 --> 01:32:24,750 No, I'm just asking you to be flexible. 1911 01:32:24,831 --> 01:32:27,674 I am flexible. You come in and out and I adjust based on your schedule. 1912 01:32:27,751 --> 01:32:30,914 - This one night we have tickets to... - It's not only this one night, but fine. 1913 01:32:31,172 --> 01:32:34,375 - Henry's teacher wants to meet with us. - You mean his LA teacher? 1914 01:32:34,466 --> 01:32:37,429 Can you, uh, answer the email so we could set a time? 1915 01:32:37,803 --> 01:32:39,265 Yeah, I've been distracted. 1916 01:32:40,389 --> 01:32:41,520 I understand. 1917 01:32:41,932 --> 01:32:44,535 They just want to rule out everything, you know, with his reading. 1918 01:32:44,560 --> 01:32:46,562 I just think he's a little over-anxious. 1919 01:32:46,645 --> 01:32:48,067 I think he wants it too much. 1920 01:32:48,147 --> 01:32:50,069 They said he's off the charts in math. 1921 01:32:50,149 --> 01:32:52,544 He quits too easily when things aren't easy for him. 1922 01:32:52,568 --> 01:32:54,240 You know, he's like us, he's stubborn. 1923 01:32:55,070 --> 01:32:58,324 He's still a lousy Monopoly player because he tries to save all his money. 1924 01:33:03,787 --> 01:33:04,788 So... 1925 01:33:05,914 --> 01:33:08,547 - I thought we should talk. - Mm-hmm. 1926 01:33:08,625 --> 01:33:10,667 I feel like maybe things have gone too far. 1927 01:33:10,711 --> 01:33:11,542 Uh-huh. 1928 01:33:11,628 --> 01:33:14,881 I mean, my mom's taking out a loan against the house to help me pay Nora. 1929 01:33:14,965 --> 01:33:16,257 I thought I paid Nora. 1930 01:33:16,342 --> 01:33:18,053 You pay 30 percent of Nora. 1931 01:33:18,135 --> 01:33:20,637 Well, I'm going broke too, if that's any help. 1932 01:33:20,887 --> 01:33:22,889 I've just agreed to direct two shitty plays, 1933 01:33:22,973 --> 01:33:25,336 and we can forget putting anything away for Henry's college. 1934 01:33:25,851 --> 01:33:29,145 It's just that up until now, we've been able to keep Henry somewhat removed, 1935 01:33:29,230 --> 01:33:30,561 and this will change that. 1936 01:33:30,731 --> 01:33:31,732 Mm-hmm. 1937 01:33:32,023 --> 01:33:33,024 We have to protect him. 1938 01:33:33,108 --> 01:33:33,939 I agree. 1939 01:33:34,025 --> 01:33:37,279 Nora says that the evaluator will come into our homes, 1940 01:33:37,571 --> 01:33:40,073 they're going to interview Henry in addition to us, 1941 01:33:40,157 --> 01:33:43,250 our friends, family, enemies, 1942 01:33:43,327 --> 01:33:46,620 and then they'll observe us with him, how we are as parents. 1943 01:33:46,705 --> 01:33:48,297 - Sounds awful. - I know. 1944 01:33:48,707 --> 01:33:52,551 I feel like if anybody observed me on any given day as a mom, I'd never get custody. 1945 01:33:54,713 --> 01:33:55,714 That was a joke. 1946 01:33:56,173 --> 01:33:58,425 - I know. I feel the same way. - Right. 1947 01:33:58,509 --> 01:33:59,510 So... 1948 01:34:00,802 --> 01:34:03,054 Maybe we can figure something out between us. 1949 01:34:03,514 --> 01:34:05,596 You remember I said this to you at the beginning? 1950 01:34:05,682 --> 01:34:07,974 I know you did, but these are different circumstances. 1951 01:34:08,059 --> 01:34:09,891 I was anticipating these circumstances. 1952 01:34:10,729 --> 01:34:12,691 Anyway, shall we try this? 1953 01:34:12,773 --> 01:34:13,774 Okay. 1954 01:34:28,289 --> 01:34:29,330 I don't know how to start. 1955 01:34:31,833 --> 01:34:34,206 Do you understand why I want to stay in LA? 1956 01:34:34,295 --> 01:34:35,125 No. 1957 01:34:35,212 --> 01:34:36,593 Well... That's not... 1958 01:34:36,672 --> 01:34:39,255 Charlie, that's not a useful way for us to start. 1959 01:34:39,341 --> 01:34:40,462 I don't understand it. 1960 01:34:42,386 --> 01:34:45,178 You don't remember promising that we could do time here? 1961 01:34:45,264 --> 01:34:46,265 We discussed things. 1962 01:34:46,723 --> 01:34:48,185 We were married, we said things. 1963 01:34:48,267 --> 01:34:49,938 We talked about moving to Europe. 1964 01:34:50,018 --> 01:34:51,230 About getting a... 1965 01:34:52,313 --> 01:34:54,435 sideboard, or what do you call it? 1966 01:34:54,523 --> 01:34:57,155 A credenza, to fill the empty space behind the couch. 1967 01:34:57,234 --> 01:34:58,365 We never did any of it. 1968 01:34:58,444 --> 01:35:00,155 You turned down the residency at the Geffen 1969 01:35:00,237 --> 01:35:02,409 that would've brought us here for a... a year. 1970 01:35:02,489 --> 01:35:03,740 It wasn't something I wanted. 1971 01:35:03,824 --> 01:35:06,657 We had a great theater company and a great life where we were. 1972 01:35:06,743 --> 01:35:09,286 - You call that a great life? - You know what I mean. 1973 01:35:09,371 --> 01:35:12,083 I don't mean we had a great marriage. I mean, life in Brooklyn. 1974 01:35:12,958 --> 01:35:13,959 Professionally. 1975 01:35:14,376 --> 01:35:16,918 I don't know. Honestly, I never considered anything different. 1976 01:35:17,003 --> 01:35:18,635 Well, that's the problem, isn't it? 1977 01:35:18,714 --> 01:35:21,797 I mean, I was your wife. You should've considered my happiness too. 1978 01:35:21,883 --> 01:35:25,507 Come on, you were happy. You've just decided you weren't now. 1979 01:35:26,805 --> 01:35:29,107 Okay. Okay. 1980 01:35:29,182 --> 01:35:30,264 Let's... 1981 01:35:30,726 --> 01:35:33,479 M-My work is here now, my family is here. 1982 01:35:33,562 --> 01:35:36,458 And I agreed to put Henry in school here because your show went to series. 1983 01:35:36,482 --> 01:35:39,586 I did that knowing that when you were done shooting, he'd come back to New York. 1984 01:35:39,610 --> 01:35:40,651 Honey, we never said that. 1985 01:35:40,694 --> 01:35:43,381 That may have been your assumption, but we never expressly said that. 1986 01:35:43,405 --> 01:35:45,987 - We did say it. - When did we say it? 1987 01:35:46,074 --> 01:35:47,956 I don't know when we said it, but we said it. 1988 01:35:48,034 --> 01:35:49,929 - I thought... - We said it that time on the phone! 1989 01:35:49,953 --> 01:35:51,495 Honey, let me finish. Sorry. 1990 01:35:51,580 --> 01:35:52,881 I keep saying that. 1991 01:35:52,956 --> 01:35:55,829 I thought that if Henry was happy here, 1992 01:35:55,917 --> 01:35:58,750 and my show continued, that we might do LA for a while. 1993 01:35:58,837 --> 01:36:01,049 I was not privy to that thought process. 1994 01:36:01,131 --> 01:36:02,853 The only reason we didn't live here 1995 01:36:02,883 --> 01:36:04,545 is because you can't imagine desires 1996 01:36:04,635 --> 01:36:07,087 other than your own, unless they're forced on you. 1997 01:36:07,178 --> 01:36:10,101 Okay, you wish you hadn't married me, you wish you'd had a different life, 1998 01:36:10,181 --> 01:36:11,513 but this is what happened. 1999 01:36:12,684 --> 01:36:14,145 - So, what do we do? - I don't know. 2000 01:36:16,271 --> 01:36:18,193 Nora says there's no coming back from this. 2001 01:36:18,273 --> 01:36:21,817 Fuck Nora! I hate fucking Nora telling me I always lived in LA 2002 01:36:21,902 --> 01:36:23,604 even though I never lived in LA. 2003 01:36:24,571 --> 01:36:26,533 How could you have her say those things about me? 2004 01:36:26,615 --> 01:36:28,287 Jay said them about me too. 2005 01:36:28,825 --> 01:36:30,246 You shouldn't have fired Bert. 2006 01:36:30,327 --> 01:36:31,538 I needed my own asshole. 2007 01:36:33,288 --> 01:36:37,212 Let's just both agree both of our lawyers said shitty stuff about both of us. 2008 01:36:37,292 --> 01:36:38,424 Nora was worse. 2009 01:36:38,794 --> 01:36:40,085 Jay called me an alcoholic. 2010 01:36:40,170 --> 01:36:42,982 You pulled the rug out from under me and you're putting me through hell. 2011 01:36:43,006 --> 01:36:44,728 You put me through hell during our marriage. 2012 01:36:44,800 --> 01:36:46,081 Oh, is that what that was, hell? 2013 01:36:46,134 --> 01:36:48,530 And now you're going to put Henry through this horrible thing 2014 01:36:48,554 --> 01:36:51,032 - so you can yet again get what you want! - It's not what I want. 2015 01:36:51,056 --> 01:36:53,308 I mean, it's what I want, but it's what was... 2016 01:36:53,684 --> 01:36:54,685 was... 2017 01:36:55,018 --> 01:36:56,189 what's best for him. 2018 01:36:56,269 --> 01:36:59,733 Oh, well, I was wondering when you'd get around to Henry and what he wants. 2019 01:36:59,815 --> 01:37:00,736 Fuck off! 2020 01:37:00,816 --> 01:37:04,239 No, you fuck off! If you'd listen to your son, or anyone, 2021 01:37:04,319 --> 01:37:06,121 then he'd tell you that he'd rather live here! 2022 01:37:06,154 --> 01:37:07,996 Stop putting your feelings about me onto Henry. 2023 01:37:08,031 --> 01:37:09,533 He tells me he likes it better here. 2024 01:37:09,616 --> 01:37:11,844 He tells you because he knows it's what you want to hear! 2025 01:37:11,868 --> 01:37:14,597 He tells me you're on the phone all the time. You don't play with him. 2026 01:37:14,621 --> 01:37:17,809 Because I'm going through a divorce in LA and trying to direct a play in New York! 2027 01:37:17,833 --> 01:37:20,876 Which closed because I wasn't there. It was a huge opportunity for me... 2028 01:37:20,961 --> 01:37:22,923 You're fighting for something you don't even want! 2029 01:37:22,963 --> 01:37:24,399 And I let everyone down. 2030 01:37:24,423 --> 01:37:26,475 You're being so much like your father. 2031 01:37:26,967 --> 01:37:28,379 Do not compare me to my father! 2032 01:37:28,469 --> 01:37:30,881 I didn't compare you to him. I said you were acting like him. 2033 01:37:30,971 --> 01:37:32,252 You're exactly like your mother. 2034 01:37:32,305 --> 01:37:35,493 Everything you were complaining about her, you're doing. You're suffocating Henry. 2035 01:37:35,517 --> 01:37:38,229 First of all, I love my mother. She was a wonderful mother. 2036 01:37:38,311 --> 01:37:40,707 - I'm just repeating what you told me. - Secondly, how dare you 2037 01:37:40,731 --> 01:37:42,563 compare my mothering to my mother! 2038 01:37:42,649 --> 01:37:45,612 I may be like my father, but I am not like my mother! 2039 01:37:45,694 --> 01:37:46,695 You are! 2040 01:37:46,778 --> 01:37:48,319 And you're like my father! 2041 01:37:48,405 --> 01:37:49,826 You're also like my mother! 2042 01:37:49,906 --> 01:37:52,118 You're all the bad things about all of these people! 2043 01:37:52,618 --> 01:37:53,699 But mostly your mother. 2044 01:37:53,785 --> 01:37:55,146 When we would lie in bed together, 2045 01:37:55,203 --> 01:37:58,046 sometimes I would look at you and see her and just feel so gross! 2046 01:37:58,123 --> 01:38:00,836 - I felt repulsed when you touched me! - You're a slob. 2047 01:38:00,917 --> 01:38:02,599 I made all the beds, closed all cabinets... 2048 01:38:02,628 --> 01:38:05,921 The thought of having sex with you makes me want to peel my skin off. 2049 01:38:06,006 --> 01:38:08,338 You'll never be happy, in LA or anywhere. 2050 01:38:08,425 --> 01:38:10,927 You'll think you found some better opposite guy than me, 2051 01:38:11,011 --> 01:38:13,383 and in a few years, you'll rebel against him 2052 01:38:13,472 --> 01:38:16,605 because you need to have your voice, but you don't want a voice. 2053 01:38:16,683 --> 01:38:19,005 You just want to fucking complain about not having a voice! 2054 01:38:19,060 --> 01:38:22,313 I think about being married to you, and that woman is a stranger to me. 2055 01:38:22,856 --> 01:38:25,318 - I mean, we had a child's marriage. - You've regressed. 2056 01:38:25,400 --> 01:38:28,033 You've gone back to your life before you met me, it's pathetic. 2057 01:38:28,111 --> 01:38:31,985 People used to tell me that you were too selfish to be a great artist. 2058 01:38:32,073 --> 01:38:33,785 And I used to defend you. 2059 01:38:33,867 --> 01:38:35,238 They were absolutely right. 2060 01:38:35,326 --> 01:38:38,039 All your best acting is behind you. You're back to being a hack! 2061 01:38:38,121 --> 01:38:41,294 You gaslighted me! You're a fucking villain! 2062 01:38:41,374 --> 01:38:44,838 You want to present yourself as a victim because it's a good legal strategy? 2063 01:38:44,920 --> 01:38:48,003 Fine, but you and I both know you chose this life! 2064 01:38:48,549 --> 01:38:50,420 You wanted it until you didn't! 2065 01:38:51,468 --> 01:38:53,720 You used me so you could get out of LA. 2066 01:38:53,804 --> 01:38:54,845 I didn't use you. 2067 01:38:54,930 --> 01:38:57,262 You did, and then you blamed me for it! 2068 01:38:57,432 --> 01:38:59,855 You always made me aware of what I was doing wrong, 2069 01:38:59,935 --> 01:39:01,226 how I was falling short! 2070 01:39:01,311 --> 01:39:03,013 Life with you was joyless! 2071 01:39:03,104 --> 01:39:05,647 What, so then you had to go and fuck someone else? 2072 01:39:05,732 --> 01:39:07,373 You shouldn't be upset that I fucked her! 2073 01:39:07,400 --> 01:39:09,282 You should be upset that I had a laugh with her! 2074 01:39:09,360 --> 01:39:10,191 Do you love her? 2075 01:39:10,278 --> 01:39:11,530 No. 2076 01:39:11,613 --> 01:39:14,075 But she didn't hate me. You hated me. 2077 01:39:14,157 --> 01:39:15,238 You hated me. 2078 01:39:15,325 --> 01:39:17,027 You fucked somebody we worked with. 2079 01:39:17,118 --> 01:39:19,621 You stopped having sex with me in the last year. 2080 01:39:19,705 --> 01:39:21,206 I never cheated on you. 2081 01:39:21,289 --> 01:39:22,380 That was cheating on me! 2082 01:39:22,457 --> 01:39:24,419 But there was so much I could have done. 2083 01:39:24,501 --> 01:39:27,133 I was a director in my twenties who came from nothing 2084 01:39:27,212 --> 01:39:30,385 and was suddenly on the cover of fucking Time Out New York! 2085 01:39:30,465 --> 01:39:33,428 I was hot shit and I wanted to fuck everybody and I didn't. 2086 01:39:33,510 --> 01:39:35,762 And I loved you and I didn't want to lose you. 2087 01:39:35,846 --> 01:39:38,679 But I'm in my twenties, and I didn't want to lose that too, 2088 01:39:38,765 --> 01:39:40,306 and I kinda did! 2089 01:39:40,767 --> 01:39:43,149 And you wanted so much so fast. 2090 01:39:43,228 --> 01:39:44,940 I didn't even want to get married. 2091 01:39:45,021 --> 01:39:46,613 And fuck it! 2092 01:39:46,940 --> 01:39:48,652 There's so much I didn't do. 2093 01:39:48,734 --> 01:39:51,406 - Thanks for that! - You're welcome! 2094 01:39:51,486 --> 01:39:54,660 I can't believe I have to know you forever! 2095 01:39:54,740 --> 01:39:56,822 You're fucking insane! 2096 01:39:57,618 --> 01:39:59,820 And you're fucking winning! 2097 01:40:00,453 --> 01:40:02,035 Are you kidding me? 2098 01:40:02,413 --> 01:40:04,245 I wanted to be married. 2099 01:40:04,791 --> 01:40:06,132 I'd already lost! 2100 01:40:06,585 --> 01:40:08,927 You didn't love me as much as I loved you! 2101 01:40:10,797 --> 01:40:12,468 What does that have to do with LA? 2102 01:40:14,801 --> 01:40:15,642 What? 2103 01:40:15,719 --> 01:40:19,142 You're so merged with your own selfishness, 2104 01:40:19,222 --> 01:40:22,345 you don't even identify it as selfishness anymore! 2105 01:40:22,726 --> 01:40:24,978 You're such a dick! 2106 01:40:25,061 --> 01:40:27,694 Every day I wake up and I hope you're dead! 2107 01:40:27,773 --> 01:40:30,816 Dead, like if I could guarantee Henry would be okay, 2108 01:40:30,901 --> 01:40:34,735 I'd hope you'd get an illness, and then get hit by a car and die! 2109 01:40:54,507 --> 01:40:56,549 Oh, God! 2110 01:41:06,519 --> 01:41:07,520 I'm sorry. 2111 01:41:09,272 --> 01:41:10,273 Me too. 2112 01:41:36,174 --> 01:41:38,476 Okay. No, we can make this nice. 2113 01:41:38,844 --> 01:41:42,227 Um, I would take the smaller plants and put them by the window. 2114 01:41:42,931 --> 01:41:45,523 And, uh, do you have things we can put on the walls? 2115 01:42:05,161 --> 01:42:07,253 All right, that's it. Thank you very much. 2116 01:42:07,330 --> 01:42:09,703 We miss you, and it looks great, really. 2117 01:42:09,791 --> 01:42:11,477 - Let us know how it goes, okay? - All right. 2118 01:42:11,501 --> 01:42:13,583 I'll see you guys on, uh... on Monday. 2119 01:42:13,920 --> 01:42:16,552 - Love you. - All right, love you too. Bye. 2120 01:42:41,031 --> 01:42:42,943 Why do we have so many plants all of a sudden? 2121 01:42:43,033 --> 01:42:45,720 We'll have to return some of this stuff, so don't get too used to it. 2122 01:42:45,744 --> 01:42:47,706 I find plants kind of scary. 2123 01:42:48,038 --> 01:42:49,409 These plants are good guys. 2124 01:42:50,415 --> 01:42:51,997 Hey, come here. 2125 01:42:54,585 --> 01:42:55,586 Yeah? 2126 01:42:57,255 --> 01:43:00,428 Tomorrow, this woman is going to come and visit us... 2127 01:43:01,426 --> 01:43:03,969 and be with us while we eat dinner. 2128 01:43:04,054 --> 01:43:05,966 - Is it your girlfriend? - No, no. 2129 01:43:06,389 --> 01:43:09,102 - Is it Mommy's boyfriend? - No. Why? Does Mommy have a boyfriend? 2130 01:43:09,184 --> 01:43:11,266 I don't know. Does she? 2131 01:43:11,352 --> 01:43:13,765 - I don't know. - I don't know. 2132 01:43:15,190 --> 01:43:16,822 Why is someone watching us eat dinner? 2133 01:43:16,900 --> 01:43:18,271 I know, it's weird. 2134 01:43:19,069 --> 01:43:20,771 It's just something we have to do. 2135 01:43:21,196 --> 01:43:22,697 Which has to do with... 2136 01:43:23,239 --> 01:43:25,491 Mommy and me figuring out everything... 2137 01:43:26,451 --> 01:43:27,783 and how we're going to be. 2138 01:43:28,745 --> 01:43:29,746 Um... 2139 01:43:30,496 --> 01:43:31,497 You know? 2140 01:43:32,665 --> 01:43:33,837 Will you read to me? 2141 01:43:35,001 --> 01:43:36,172 Sure. Grab your book. 2142 01:43:37,337 --> 01:43:39,169 Do you use drugs or alcohol? 2143 01:43:39,589 --> 01:43:40,590 I drink alcohol. 2144 01:43:41,216 --> 01:43:42,968 How much alcohol do you drink? 2145 01:43:44,385 --> 01:43:45,386 Hmm... 2146 01:43:45,428 --> 01:43:47,550 I don't know, a glass of wine with dinner. 2147 01:43:47,806 --> 01:43:49,768 - Sometimes more. - How much more? 2148 01:43:51,726 --> 01:43:53,358 It's... Sometimes a... 2149 01:43:53,686 --> 01:43:54,768 a few... 2150 01:43:55,521 --> 01:43:58,945 I... sometimes split a bottle of wine with someone. 2151 01:43:59,025 --> 01:44:01,087 - Okay, who do you split it with? - I mean... 2152 01:44:01,111 --> 01:44:04,694 if I'm having dinner with someone and we order a bottle of wine. 2153 01:44:04,781 --> 01:44:07,073 - Okay. - You know, like at a restaurant. 2154 01:44:07,158 --> 01:44:10,992 When you say, "Do you want to go by the glass or do we get a bottle?" 2155 01:44:11,913 --> 01:44:14,625 - You get a bottle? - Well, sometimes. 2156 01:44:16,084 --> 01:44:18,296 I mean, sometimes I go by the glass. 2157 01:44:19,004 --> 01:44:20,135 You know, it depends. 2158 01:44:24,634 --> 01:44:27,798 Did you mean drugs ever? I have done drugs. 2159 01:44:29,139 --> 01:44:30,140 In college. 2160 01:44:31,141 --> 01:44:33,974 - Anything since you've been... - I... I don't do it regularly. 2161 01:44:34,060 --> 01:44:35,782 Anything since you've been a mother? 2162 01:44:38,148 --> 01:44:39,439 Pot a few times. 2163 01:44:40,483 --> 01:44:43,406 Coke once at a party. I mean, Henry wasn't with me. 2164 01:44:45,989 --> 01:44:48,952 What would you say are your strengths as a parent? 2165 01:44:51,244 --> 01:44:52,245 Uh... 2166 01:44:57,083 --> 01:44:58,084 I listen. 2167 01:44:59,377 --> 01:45:00,378 I play. 2168 01:45:02,755 --> 01:45:05,338 I-I put in the time. I... 2169 01:45:06,051 --> 01:45:07,052 love... 2170 01:45:07,969 --> 01:45:09,550 taking care of him... 2171 01:45:10,305 --> 01:45:11,887 watching him grow. 2172 01:45:13,975 --> 01:45:14,976 And sometimes... 2173 01:45:15,518 --> 01:45:19,272 what they say about "it goes so fast" is true, but... 2174 01:45:20,731 --> 01:45:21,772 sometimes it's not. 2175 01:45:22,275 --> 01:45:24,948 Sometimes it goes too slow, honestly. 2176 01:45:26,321 --> 01:45:27,993 What are your weaknesses? 2177 01:45:30,909 --> 01:45:33,581 I'm too precise. I care too much. 2178 01:45:34,329 --> 01:45:36,251 Are those weaknesses? 2179 01:45:38,291 --> 01:45:39,292 Maybe not. 2180 01:45:42,420 --> 01:45:45,053 You know, he can be an asshole and... 2181 01:45:45,798 --> 01:45:48,444 I can get really pissed off, and I'll call him on being an asshole... 2182 01:45:48,468 --> 01:45:49,870 I'm going to stop you there. 2183 01:45:50,303 --> 01:45:52,425 When you do this for real, don't ever say that. 2184 01:45:52,513 --> 01:45:54,675 People don't accept mothers who drink too much wine 2185 01:45:54,765 --> 01:45:56,767 and yell at their child and call him an asshole. 2186 01:45:56,851 --> 01:45:58,353 I get it. I do it too. 2187 01:45:59,062 --> 01:46:01,144 We can accept an imperfect dad. 2188 01:46:01,231 --> 01:46:05,525 Let's face it, the idea of a good father was only invented like 30 years ago. 2189 01:46:06,069 --> 01:46:09,072 Before that, fathers were expected to be silent 2190 01:46:09,155 --> 01:46:12,869 and absent and unreliable and selfish, 2191 01:46:12,993 --> 01:46:15,195 and can all say we want them to be different. 2192 01:46:15,578 --> 01:46:18,661 But on some basic level, we accept them. 2193 01:46:18,957 --> 01:46:21,009 We love them for their fallibilities, 2194 01:46:21,084 --> 01:46:24,918 but people absolutely don't accept those same failings in mothers. 2195 01:46:25,005 --> 01:46:28,048 We don't accept it structurally and we don't accept it spiritually. 2196 01:46:28,133 --> 01:46:31,806 Because the basis of our Judeo-Christian whatever 2197 01:46:31,886 --> 01:46:35,350 is Mary, Mother of Jesus, and she's perfect. 2198 01:46:35,598 --> 01:46:38,351 She's a virgin who gives birth, 2199 01:46:38,809 --> 01:46:43,354 unwaveringly supports her child and holds his dead body when he's gone. 2200 01:46:43,940 --> 01:46:46,652 And the dad isn't there. He didn't even do the fucking. 2201 01:46:46,985 --> 01:46:48,116 God is in heaven. 2202 01:46:49,112 --> 01:46:53,156 God is the father and God didn't show up. 2203 01:46:53,449 --> 01:46:57,413 So, you have to be perfect, and Charlie can be a fuck up and it doesn't matter. 2204 01:46:58,538 --> 01:47:01,831 You will always be held to a different, higher standard. 2205 01:47:02,250 --> 01:47:05,423 And it's fucked up, but that's the way it is. 2206 01:47:14,720 --> 01:47:16,812 Ooh! Whoosh! 2207 01:47:17,140 --> 01:47:18,141 Oh. 2208 01:47:32,405 --> 01:47:35,908 Oh. I think I rang the wrong bell. Nancy Katz. 2209 01:47:35,992 --> 01:47:37,283 Hi, I'm Charlie Barber. 2210 01:47:37,910 --> 01:47:39,582 Henry's just playing in his room. 2211 01:47:41,081 --> 01:47:42,452 Nancy, can I get you anything? 2212 01:47:42,540 --> 01:47:45,543 Um, I'm easy. A glass of water? 2213 01:47:54,344 --> 01:47:56,046 It's a new apartment. 2214 01:48:02,977 --> 01:48:03,978 Shall we go in here? 2215 01:48:04,270 --> 01:48:05,271 Sure. 2216 01:48:12,112 --> 01:48:13,113 Um... 2217 01:48:22,455 --> 01:48:25,378 Um, what's a day like for the two of you here? 2218 01:48:25,916 --> 01:48:28,209 Well, if he has school, I take him there, of course, 2219 01:48:28,294 --> 01:48:30,336 and pick him up, assuming I can do both. 2220 01:48:30,588 --> 01:48:32,720 What prevents you from picking him up? 2221 01:48:33,007 --> 01:48:34,008 Um... 2222 01:48:34,467 --> 01:48:37,800 You know, work. I'm preparing a play I'm directing in a few months. 2223 01:48:38,096 --> 01:48:39,267 Oh, what is that? 2224 01:48:39,680 --> 01:48:42,593 Kasimir and Karoline by Ödön von Horváth. 2225 01:48:42,683 --> 01:48:44,555 We’re doing it at the Barrow in New York. 2226 01:48:44,644 --> 01:48:46,146 So, you have to be away? 2227 01:48:46,229 --> 01:48:49,352 Yes, recently, since Nicole's been working on the show in LA, 2228 01:48:49,440 --> 01:48:50,941 I come back and forth a lot. 2229 01:48:51,401 --> 01:48:53,083 - That sounds difficult. - It is. 2230 01:48:54,028 --> 01:48:56,951 And expensive. I'll try to take him with me some of the time, 2231 01:48:57,031 --> 01:48:59,033 but Nicole doesn't like for him to fly so much. 2232 01:48:59,117 --> 01:49:02,750 Well, that can be hard on a child, all that recycled air. 2233 01:49:04,539 --> 01:49:05,960 Well, he's sturdy. 2234 01:49:06,541 --> 01:49:08,833 Some parents won't take their kids to a restaurant 2235 01:49:08,918 --> 01:49:10,750 because of these superbugs. 2236 01:49:11,337 --> 01:49:13,179 Uh-huh. 2237 01:49:14,965 --> 01:49:18,549 I noticed on one visit to Los Angeles, you came on a Sunday 2238 01:49:18,636 --> 01:49:20,058 and left on a Thursday. 2239 01:49:20,138 --> 01:49:21,939 Why not stay for a weekend? 2240 01:49:22,432 --> 01:49:27,437 Oh. Um, on that time, I had tech for Electra in New York. 2241 01:49:27,853 --> 01:49:29,024 What's that? 2242 01:49:29,980 --> 01:49:31,812 It was my Broadway debut. 2243 01:49:31,899 --> 01:49:34,112 Oh, I don't know what "tech" is. 2244 01:49:34,194 --> 01:49:37,647 It's the technical part of the production. You figure out the lights. 2245 01:49:37,738 --> 01:49:39,925 - And Monday's our day off. - What's a weekend day like? 2246 01:49:39,949 --> 01:49:42,612 Well, out here, he has basketball on Saturday at 12. 2247 01:49:42,702 --> 01:49:43,823 Eleven, I'm sorry. 2248 01:49:43,911 --> 01:49:46,334 And so, we go there. And then, afterwards... 2249 01:49:47,290 --> 01:49:50,793 maybe we'll get lunch somewhere, and then, if there's a movie to see... 2250 01:49:51,043 --> 01:49:52,665 Does he like basketball? 2251 01:49:52,753 --> 01:49:53,754 He does. 2252 01:49:53,963 --> 01:49:57,337 His coach, uh, Rick, says he's a good dribbler, and I've seen that. 2253 01:49:57,800 --> 01:49:58,971 - Uh-huh. - Ron. 2254 01:49:59,802 --> 01:50:01,764 Sorry, his coach's name is Ron. 2255 01:50:01,846 --> 01:50:03,348 Rick's his dentist in New York. 2256 01:50:03,431 --> 01:50:06,644 Well, you know our home home was... is in New York. 2257 01:50:06,726 --> 01:50:08,057 That's where we live. 2258 01:50:08,144 --> 01:50:10,276 New York is a long way from here. 2259 01:50:10,813 --> 01:50:12,565 Well, we like it because we can walk. 2260 01:50:12,648 --> 01:50:14,150 You can walk here. 2261 01:50:14,525 --> 01:50:15,526 Not really. 2262 01:50:15,568 --> 01:50:17,029 And the space... 2263 01:50:23,409 --> 01:50:24,790 Do you like your school? 2264 01:50:25,745 --> 01:50:26,746 I love it. 2265 01:50:27,079 --> 01:50:29,202 What's your favorite part about it? 2266 01:50:29,665 --> 01:50:30,666 I don't know. 2267 01:50:32,168 --> 01:50:33,169 Maybe gym. 2268 01:50:33,461 --> 01:50:34,672 You like math. 2269 01:50:35,838 --> 01:50:36,959 Not anymore. 2270 01:50:38,758 --> 01:50:39,959 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 2271 01:50:40,050 --> 01:50:42,553 - But you're getting really good at it. - No. 2272 01:50:43,679 --> 01:50:45,100 Well, you are, but... 2273 01:50:47,850 --> 01:50:50,142 What do you and your dad like to do together? 2274 01:50:50,853 --> 01:50:53,436 When I'm at my dad's, we sometimes watch a movie, 2275 01:50:53,523 --> 01:50:55,144 or build a Lego, or something. 2276 01:50:55,941 --> 01:50:57,783 My dad's a great Lego builder. 2277 01:50:58,194 --> 01:50:59,535 And at your mom's? 2278 01:51:00,280 --> 01:51:03,783 At home, I have most of my toys, and there's a pool, 2279 01:51:04,284 --> 01:51:06,326 and I have a tree house and jungle gym. 2280 01:51:08,037 --> 01:51:11,451 We have super secret treasure hunt, which is really fun. 2281 01:51:12,875 --> 01:51:16,379 - Sweetheart? - Army men ride in here and... 2282 01:51:16,462 --> 01:51:18,093 Want to help me set the table? 2283 01:51:18,673 --> 01:51:19,594 Do I have to? 2284 01:51:19,674 --> 01:51:22,257 - Just come in here and grab a plate. - I'm playing. 2285 01:51:22,343 --> 01:51:23,344 Henry? 2286 01:51:24,262 --> 01:51:25,643 Okay. 2287 01:51:26,556 --> 01:51:27,557 Fine. 2288 01:51:31,644 --> 01:51:33,476 - Why are you being like this? - What? 2289 01:51:33,563 --> 01:51:35,435 If I ask you to help out, help out. 2290 01:51:35,523 --> 01:51:37,695 - What is this? - Special Meal. 2291 01:51:38,526 --> 01:51:39,907 What are the green things? 2292 01:51:40,486 --> 01:51:42,578 There aren't green things in Special Meal. 2293 01:51:42,655 --> 01:51:44,947 - It's just a garnish. - Ugh. 2294 01:51:45,032 --> 01:51:46,033 I'll take it off. 2295 01:51:47,076 --> 01:51:49,078 I don't want to eat anything it touched. 2296 01:51:49,161 --> 01:51:52,875 - It doesn't change the taste of anything. - I might want to be a vegetarian. 2297 01:51:53,499 --> 01:51:54,670 Mom's a vegetarian. 2298 01:51:54,750 --> 01:51:56,131 Is she a vegetarian now? 2299 01:51:56,711 --> 01:51:58,513 - Yeah. - Well, then, you should like garnish. 2300 01:51:58,588 --> 01:52:00,460 It's all garnish, vegetarianism. 2301 01:52:02,508 --> 01:52:03,929 I'm done with my water. 2302 01:52:13,978 --> 01:52:15,270 Sure I can't get you anything? 2303 01:52:15,355 --> 01:52:17,056 No, I'm fine, thank you. 2304 01:52:19,692 --> 01:52:21,063 Do the thing with the knife. 2305 01:52:21,151 --> 01:52:22,983 No, I'm not. 2306 01:52:23,946 --> 01:52:24,947 No. 2307 01:52:25,740 --> 01:52:26,741 Come on. 2308 01:52:26,991 --> 01:52:28,202 It's not a dinner thing. 2309 01:52:31,245 --> 01:52:32,707 It's not an any time thing. 2310 01:52:33,205 --> 01:52:34,877 What's the thing with the knife? 2311 01:52:35,708 --> 01:52:36,879 It's hilarious. 2312 01:52:36,959 --> 01:52:39,422 No, it's dumb. I have a small knife on my keychain, 2313 01:52:39,504 --> 01:52:40,755 which is only for adults. 2314 01:52:42,465 --> 01:52:44,216 And I do a thing with it sometimes. 2315 01:52:45,718 --> 01:52:47,300 You said I could get a knife. 2316 01:52:47,803 --> 01:52:49,685 A jackknife, yeah, when you're older. 2317 01:52:50,390 --> 01:52:51,391 Like ten. 2318 01:52:51,849 --> 01:52:53,271 No, like 20. 2319 01:52:53,934 --> 01:52:54,935 Yeah. 2320 01:53:00,274 --> 01:53:04,529 Dime, rime, lime, pime, sime... 2321 01:53:04,612 --> 01:53:06,654 Honey, stop guessing. You're so close. Stay with it. 2322 01:53:06,697 --> 01:53:08,819 Ugh, I don't want to do it. 2323 01:53:08,991 --> 01:53:12,495 - What's the first letter? - I don't want to do it. Can I do the iPad? 2324 01:53:12,578 --> 01:53:14,039 No, look. What's the first letter? 2325 01:53:14,414 --> 01:53:16,576 - I don't want to. - It's a T. What sound does T make? 2326 01:53:16,666 --> 01:53:18,998 - Tuh. - Right. Then just do the rest of it. 2327 01:53:19,585 --> 01:53:20,586 Dime. 2328 01:53:21,462 --> 01:53:22,333 No. 2329 01:53:22,422 --> 01:53:24,714 You have "tuh" and "ime." What is that? 2330 01:53:27,843 --> 01:53:28,844 Time. 2331 01:53:29,387 --> 01:53:30,388 It's time. 2332 01:53:31,639 --> 01:53:32,640 It's time. 2333 01:53:37,687 --> 01:53:38,688 You'll see, honey. 2334 01:53:38,771 --> 01:53:41,814 One day, it's just going to click and you'll be able to read everything. 2335 01:53:42,650 --> 01:53:43,861 I need a break. 2336 01:53:44,276 --> 01:53:46,068 Can I go play in my room? 2337 01:53:46,153 --> 01:53:47,154 Sure. 2338 01:53:49,407 --> 01:53:50,408 Hey. 2339 01:53:52,577 --> 01:53:53,578 Yeah? 2340 01:54:10,970 --> 01:54:12,762 Do you ever observe married people? 2341 01:54:12,847 --> 01:54:14,018 No. Why would I? 2342 01:54:14,849 --> 01:54:16,641 - I was kidding. - Oh. 2343 01:54:28,028 --> 01:54:31,361 The knife thing is... I carry this knife on my keychain, 2344 01:54:31,449 --> 01:54:33,160 which his mother got me, actually. 2345 01:54:34,869 --> 01:54:37,371 And I do this thing for his mom where I pretend to cut myself, 2346 01:54:37,455 --> 01:54:40,127 but I retract the blade, but I-I don't do it with him. 2347 01:54:43,419 --> 01:54:44,760 Oh. 2348 01:54:45,630 --> 01:54:47,171 - That's fine. - Are you okay? 2349 01:54:47,256 --> 01:54:49,629 Yeah, I must not have retracted the blade all the way. 2350 01:54:49,717 --> 01:54:51,178 - Do you need... - Yeah. 2351 01:54:52,595 --> 01:54:54,767 Yeah, no, it's fine. 2352 01:54:55,180 --> 01:54:56,432 What else can I tell you? 2353 01:54:57,307 --> 01:55:00,310 - Um, I think I have enough. - You have enough? 2354 01:55:00,811 --> 01:55:03,393 - Are you sure you're okay? - Totally. I'm fine. 2355 01:55:04,023 --> 01:55:06,936 Uh, well, I'll leave you guys for tonight. 2356 01:55:07,527 --> 01:55:08,528 Oh, okay. 2357 01:55:09,403 --> 01:55:12,487 I'll be in touch if I have further questions. 2358 01:55:13,574 --> 01:55:15,075 Uh... Oh, thanks. 2359 01:55:15,159 --> 01:55:16,160 Um... 2360 01:55:17,244 --> 01:55:18,876 Oh, thanks. Um... 2361 01:55:21,415 --> 01:55:23,628 Thanks. Thank you for the water. 2362 01:55:23,709 --> 01:55:26,251 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Are you sure you're okay? 2363 01:55:26,336 --> 01:55:27,708 - Yeah. - Okay. 2364 01:55:28,673 --> 01:55:29,884 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 2365 01:55:34,845 --> 01:55:36,256 Oh. Sorry. 2366 01:55:37,682 --> 01:55:38,683 All right, let... 2367 01:55:41,477 --> 01:55:42,818 I think you turn the... 2368 01:55:46,566 --> 01:55:47,897 - Okay. - Sorry. 2369 01:55:48,400 --> 01:55:49,401 Okay. 2370 01:56:52,965 --> 01:56:54,296 Dad, are you okay? 2371 01:56:55,009 --> 01:56:56,390 Yeah, I'm just tired. 2372 01:57:13,611 --> 01:57:15,162 Dad, did she like us? 2373 01:57:17,239 --> 01:57:19,662 Yeah, she thought we were great. 2374 01:58:53,127 --> 01:58:54,168 Guys, slow down. 2375 01:58:55,838 --> 01:58:56,839 So... 2376 01:58:57,006 --> 01:58:59,378 because Charlie dropped his claim to New York, 2377 01:58:59,466 --> 01:59:00,517 we're mostly done. 2378 01:59:00,801 --> 01:59:02,092 Jay's lost interest, 2379 01:59:02,261 --> 01:59:04,593 and Ted, his associate, is doing the paperwork. 2380 01:59:04,680 --> 01:59:06,431 And we're not taking any money, right? 2381 01:59:06,515 --> 01:59:08,718 We withdrew our claim for the MacArthur, 2382 01:59:08,809 --> 01:59:10,971 which I think we could have gotten, by the way, 2383 01:59:11,061 --> 01:59:13,313 and they're not asking for any of the show. 2384 01:59:14,439 --> 01:59:16,031 Thank you for everything, Nora. 2385 01:59:16,358 --> 01:59:17,780 You're welcome, doll. 2386 01:59:18,527 --> 01:59:20,279 To your new home in LA. 2387 01:59:24,074 --> 01:59:25,075 Mmm. 2388 01:59:25,409 --> 01:59:26,410 And... 2389 01:59:26,576 --> 01:59:27,948 whenever Charlie is in LA, 2390 01:59:28,037 --> 01:59:31,080 I got the custody breakdown to be 55/45. 2391 01:59:31,540 --> 01:59:34,453 So you'll have Henry an extra day every two weeks. 2392 01:59:34,877 --> 01:59:36,248 I thought we made it equal. 2393 01:59:36,420 --> 01:59:38,092 I tweaked it at the last minute. 2394 01:59:38,172 --> 01:59:41,005 I just didn't want him to be able to say he got 50/50, 2395 01:59:41,091 --> 01:59:42,552 bragging to his friends. 2396 01:59:43,052 --> 01:59:45,094 - But I don't want to do that. - Take it. 2397 01:59:45,554 --> 01:59:46,595 You won. 2398 01:59:48,223 --> 01:59:49,224 Uh-huh. 2399 02:00:13,040 --> 02:00:15,292 Hi. You look like a guy who really cares about animals. 2400 02:00:15,375 --> 02:00:16,376 Nope. 2401 02:00:36,146 --> 02:00:37,938 Oh, my God! 2402 02:00:38,190 --> 02:00:39,191 Hi. 2403 02:00:54,498 --> 02:00:56,881 The couch was technically hers, pre-marriage. 2404 02:00:56,959 --> 02:00:58,881 But I mean... it was our couch. 2405 02:00:58,961 --> 02:01:00,803 It's not like I was going to buy another couch. 2406 02:01:00,838 --> 02:01:03,240 But then when it comes time to split, it's suddenly her couch 2407 02:01:03,298 --> 02:01:04,679 and I have no couch, and... 2408 02:01:05,384 --> 02:01:06,675 Hey, guys, what's up? 2409 02:01:07,552 --> 02:01:09,805 I'm sitting on the floor is the short version. 2410 02:01:12,432 --> 02:01:15,185 I'm sorry. This is all so self-pitying and boring. 2411 02:01:15,269 --> 02:01:16,270 No, come on. 2412 02:01:16,353 --> 02:01:18,105 No, it's so stupid. I'm sorry. 2413 02:01:18,188 --> 02:01:21,021 - It sounds really tough. - No, no, no, no. It is sad. 2414 02:01:40,419 --> 02:01:42,461 It's true, but there's more than that. 2415 02:01:42,671 --> 02:01:44,423 Is that all you think there is to it? 2416 02:01:44,506 --> 02:01:46,869 You have so many reasons for not being with someone, Robert, 2417 02:01:46,926 --> 02:01:48,968 but you haven't got one good reason for being alone. 2418 02:01:49,011 --> 02:01:51,513 C'mon, you're onto something. Robbie, you're onto something. 2419 02:02:03,859 --> 02:02:07,322 You see what you look for, you know? You're not a kid anymore, Robbie. 2420 02:02:07,404 --> 02:02:09,536 I don't think you'll ever be a kid again, kiddo. 2421 02:02:21,543 --> 02:02:24,877 Blow out the candles, Robert, and make a wish. 2422 02:02:24,964 --> 02:02:26,295 Want something. 2423 02:02:27,091 --> 02:02:28,422 Want something. 2424 02:04:41,850 --> 02:04:43,052 Hello? 2425 02:04:52,902 --> 02:04:54,234 Hello? 2426 02:04:55,905 --> 02:04:58,028 - Hi. Sorry, the door was open. - Shh. 2427 02:04:58,992 --> 02:05:00,034 Oh, okay. 2428 02:05:02,287 --> 02:05:03,498 Whoa! Gotcha! 2429 02:05:03,580 --> 02:05:04,581 Aah! 2430 02:05:04,998 --> 02:05:06,500 Oh, Charlie! 2431 02:05:07,084 --> 02:05:09,586 Oh! Was your flight okay? 2432 02:05:09,669 --> 02:05:11,131 - Yeah. - Carter. 2433 02:05:11,213 --> 02:05:12,294 Charlie. 2434 02:05:12,381 --> 02:05:13,542 Nicole's still at work. 2435 02:05:21,098 --> 02:05:22,349 - Hi. - Hi. 2436 02:05:22,432 --> 02:05:23,433 Can I get a hug? 2437 02:05:28,688 --> 02:05:30,100 - Hey, how'd it go? - Hey. 2438 02:05:30,190 --> 02:05:33,253 Good, yeah. Donny's dead now. We shot the scene where he merges with the ficus. 2439 02:05:33,277 --> 02:05:35,560 - Henry's upstairs. - She got an Emmy nomination. 2440 02:05:35,779 --> 02:05:38,242 - She's a great actress. - No, for directing. 2441 02:05:39,908 --> 02:05:41,740 - Congratulations. - Thanks. 2442 02:05:41,826 --> 02:05:44,579 Now I know what you were so obsessed with all the time. 2443 02:05:44,663 --> 02:05:46,575 - Um, we should get ready. - Yeah. 2444 02:05:46,665 --> 02:05:48,559 - We're the Beatles. - Come on, Charlie. 2445 02:05:48,583 --> 02:05:50,145 I didn't really get a costume together. 2446 02:05:50,169 --> 02:05:52,438 - You could be George Martin. - I don't need to be anything. 2447 02:05:52,462 --> 02:05:54,815 - You've got to be something. - A ghost. I'll get you a sheet. 2448 02:05:54,839 --> 02:05:56,984 I have the album cover if anyone needs to reference it. 2449 02:05:57,008 --> 02:05:59,881 And we should leave soon. I'm saying that as much for me as anyone else. 2450 02:05:59,969 --> 02:06:02,532 - Am I John or George? - Trick-or-treating starts at 5:00. 2451 02:06:02,556 --> 02:06:04,117 You're George. Nicole is John. 2452 02:06:10,980 --> 02:06:13,853 I wanted to tell you I took a residency at UCLA. 2453 02:06:15,485 --> 02:06:17,947 I'm going to direct two plays in rep at REDCAT. 2454 02:06:19,989 --> 02:06:20,990 Oh. 2455 02:06:21,783 --> 02:06:23,325 So, I'm going to be here for a while. 2456 02:06:26,538 --> 02:06:27,539 That's great. 2457 02:06:30,709 --> 02:06:31,710 Are you okay? 2458 02:06:34,213 --> 02:06:35,214 Yeah. 2459 02:06:37,716 --> 02:06:38,917 It's only good. 2460 02:06:39,218 --> 02:06:40,669 Nicole? 2461 02:06:40,760 --> 02:06:42,802 Can you help me with my zipper? 2462 02:07:03,200 --> 02:07:06,453 "Charlie is... in... cr..." 2463 02:07:06,536 --> 02:07:07,407 ...something. 2464 02:07:07,496 --> 02:07:08,497 "...neat 2465 02:07:08,788 --> 02:07:12,202 and I re-ly on him 2466 02:07:12,626 --> 02:07:17,130 to keep things in or-der. 2467 02:07:18,006 --> 02:07:19,878 He is energy con..." 2468 02:07:21,134 --> 02:07:24,348 - I don't know what this word is. - You're getting so good at reading. 2469 02:07:25,013 --> 02:07:26,134 What is that? 2470 02:07:28,099 --> 02:07:32,644 "He doesn't look in the mirror too of-ten. 2471 02:07:33,104 --> 02:07:35,227 He cries eas-ily 2472 02:07:35,690 --> 02:07:37,692 in movies... 2473 02:07:38,777 --> 02:07:41,400 He is very self-suf..." 2474 02:07:42,322 --> 02:07:43,363 Self-sufficient. 2475 02:07:44,824 --> 02:07:47,987 "He can dar-n a sock..." 2476 02:07:48,077 --> 02:07:50,620 That means sew, like a hole. 2477 02:07:51,248 --> 02:07:54,251 "...and cook himself dinner 2478 02:07:54,709 --> 02:07:57,592 and ir..." 2479 02:07:57,671 --> 02:07:58,882 Break it into two parts. 2480 02:07:59,256 --> 02:08:00,967 "...Ur. On." 2481 02:08:01,049 --> 02:08:02,711 Not "ur" but "ire." 2482 02:08:03,009 --> 02:08:04,100 Ire. On. 2483 02:08:04,177 --> 02:08:05,178 Iron. 2484 02:08:07,013 --> 02:08:08,225 "...a shirt. 2485 02:08:10,099 --> 02:08:13,393 He rarely gets def-eated, 2486 02:08:13,687 --> 02:08:16,149 which I fell... 2487 02:08:17,482 --> 02:08:20,825 feel like I always do. 2488 02:08:21,861 --> 02:08:25,235 Charlie takes all of my moods stead-ily. 2489 02:08:25,824 --> 02:08:28,026 He doesn't give in to them 2490 02:08:28,368 --> 02:08:30,780 or make me feel bad about them. 2491 02:08:31,663 --> 02:08:33,995 He's a great dress-er and never looks em..." 2492 02:08:34,499 --> 02:08:36,591 - I don't know this one. - Embarrassing. 2493 02:08:37,419 --> 02:08:38,420 "...embarrassing, 2494 02:08:38,878 --> 02:08:42,252 wh-ich is hard for a man." 2495 02:08:43,216 --> 02:08:44,258 You read it now. 2496 02:08:46,553 --> 02:08:47,974 "He's very competitive. 2497 02:08:49,097 --> 02:08:50,799 He loves being a dad. 2498 02:08:51,850 --> 02:08:54,222 He loves all the things you're supposed to hate, 2499 02:08:54,644 --> 02:08:56,055 like the tantrums, 2500 02:08:56,563 --> 02:08:57,984 the waking up at night. 2501 02:08:58,607 --> 02:09:01,149 It's almost annoying how much he likes it, 2502 02:09:01,526 --> 02:09:02,907 but then, it's mostly nice. 2503 02:09:04,195 --> 02:09:06,237 He disappears into his own world. 2504 02:09:06,323 --> 02:09:08,415 He and Henry are alike that way. 2505 02:09:09,909 --> 02:09:11,120 He can tell... 2506 02:09:11,453 --> 02:09:14,245 people they have food in their teeth 2507 02:09:14,956 --> 02:09:17,829 or on their face in a way that doesn't make them feel bad. 2508 02:09:18,752 --> 02:09:20,133 Charlie is self made. 2509 02:09:20,504 --> 02:09:22,966 His parents, I only met them once, 2510 02:09:23,047 --> 02:09:25,840 but he told me there was a lot of alcohol... 2511 02:09:29,513 --> 02:09:32,015 He moved to New York from Indiana 2512 02:09:32,557 --> 02:09:33,688 with no safety net, 2513 02:09:33,767 --> 02:09:36,520 and now he's more New Yorker than any New Yorker. 2514 02:09:37,312 --> 02:09:40,315 He's brilliant at creating family out of whoever is around. 2515 02:09:40,690 --> 02:09:42,061 With the theater company... 2516 02:09:42,942 --> 02:09:44,444 he casts a spell... 2517 02:09:45,069 --> 02:09:47,532 that made everyone feel included. 2518 02:09:48,072 --> 02:09:50,825 No one, not even an intern, was unimportant." 2519 02:09:52,201 --> 02:09:53,242 What's an intern? 2520 02:09:53,453 --> 02:09:54,824 Uh, it's like a... 2521 02:09:55,872 --> 02:09:57,464 helper, but who isn't paid. 2522 02:09:57,666 --> 02:09:58,867 Why aren't they paid? 2523 02:10:00,126 --> 02:10:01,878 They're young, they're learning. 2524 02:10:03,338 --> 02:10:06,220 I don't know, maybe if they do a good job, they get paid later. 2525 02:10:06,466 --> 02:10:07,677 Okay, keep going. 2526 02:10:09,010 --> 02:10:12,934 "He could remember all the inside jokes, he's extremely organized and thorough, 2527 02:10:13,139 --> 02:10:16,563 he's very clear about what he wants, unlike me who can't always tell. 2528 02:10:17,101 --> 02:10:20,144 I fell in love with him two seconds after I saw him. 2529 02:10:43,920 --> 02:10:45,552 And I'll never stop loving him, 2530 02:10:45,880 --> 02:10:48,012 even though it doesn't make sense anymore." 2531 02:11:02,230 --> 02:11:04,683 - See you. Good seeing you. - Good seeing you too. 2532 02:11:04,774 --> 02:11:06,436 - Oh, Charlie! - G-ma. 2533 02:11:06,526 --> 02:11:08,147 I'm so happy you came. 2534 02:11:08,778 --> 02:11:10,189 I'll email you that article. 2535 02:11:10,363 --> 02:11:11,445 - Yes, please do. - Yeah. 2536 02:11:11,531 --> 02:11:13,693 - All right. Thank you. - Take care. 2537 02:11:17,912 --> 02:11:20,875 We were going to bring him to dinner, but he's so wiped out. 2538 02:11:20,957 --> 02:11:22,048 You want to take him? 2539 02:11:23,460 --> 02:11:25,422 - It's your night. - I know. 2540 02:11:25,504 --> 02:11:27,440 - Yeah. I'll drop him back in the morning. - Good. 2541 02:11:27,464 --> 02:11:29,692 Yeah, text me when you're up. We'll figure something out. 2542 02:11:29,716 --> 02:11:31,558 You're going to go with your dad, okay? 2543 02:11:31,635 --> 02:11:32,806 - Okay. - Yeah? 2544 02:11:43,897 --> 02:11:45,479 I love you. 2545 02:11:46,274 --> 02:11:47,476 I love you too. 2546 02:11:53,322 --> 02:11:54,323 Oh, hey. 2547 02:12:06,461 --> 02:12:07,462 Thanks.